Missouri law to raise minimum age for strippers to 19 ruled unconstitutional. The stip club that sued [Bazookas] actually sponsored my 3-on-3 basketball team back in the mid 90′s.

Wife squeezes husband’s testicles until he faints, then kills him.

Get hypnotized by breasts.

London’s tart cards. Here’s more examples. They strike me as very similar to the flyers handed out on every corner in Las Vegas.

Nelly has launched Pimpjuice.

NeoWhig: the political party for regular folks, and Guns & Dope Party: Cali governor candidate for regular folks.

Yesterday was silver, today we’ve got nude gold women.

Peek into coin-op photo booths as you walk by, there may be naked Japanese girls inside.

An Oakland Raider’s cheerleader got fired for posing nude for a website.

Porn DVD Trailer: Red Light District’s Swallow My Pride 3 (WMV). Buy it @ Action, Empire or GameLink.

Make your very own vagina using origami.

At the MTV VMA’s last night: Britney, Madonna, Christina 3-way

Cheap Porn: Frenzy < $5 | Fantasy Ltd < $10.

Arnold Schwarzenneger talks about gang-banging a black chick in 1977 interview.

Mom assaults male stripper at daughter’s bachlorette party because he didn’t perform well enough.

Man sentenced to 18 months in prison for licking a woman’s feet at a grocery store.

Get the Kama Sutra sexual positions on your cell phone.

Because everybody enjoys swearing at strangers on the phone. Related Reuters article.

Umm, they’re silver and they’re having sex.

If being on a reality tv show is a stepping stone to posing naked (see Darva Conger for starters, and an increasing number of Road Rules and Real World girls more recently), then Paris Hilton is well on her way. And if not Paris, then maybe her heroin addict co-star Nicole Ritche (Lionel Ritche’s daughter) getting naked.