A moment of silence please…Kylie Minogue has vowed to keep her ass covered now that she’s turned 35. All is not lost though – The Sun is circulating a petition to re-expose her ass because its a ‘national institution’ in the UK.

Slightest Touch has created an Orgasmatron for women.

Porn DVD Trailer: Digital Playground’s Jack’s Playground 3. Its available for pre-order on DVD from Action or Empire. You can also have a look at our review of the first Jack’s Playground.

Adult movie posters from the 1960′s and 1970′s. The ultimate classic: Debbie Does Dallas.

Debbie Does Dallas: The Revenge with Sunrise Adams was release a couple of weeks ago. You can also get it from Action, though its more expensive there currently.

There’s an opera centering around barbie dolls having sex.

Sharon Osbourne get a purse made from scrotum as a present.

You can win a date with porn girl Layla Jade. All you’ve got to do is get yourself to Phoenix if you win.

Rerun from What’s Happening!! died.

Former Playboy Playmate Lillian Muller is the hottest 52-year-old I’ve ever seen.

Porno karaoke.

Our review of Sinful Creations is up.

Who would you pick to play Paris Hilton in a movie? How about Jamie King.

Couple has sex in the woods as crowd of hikers watch. Cop arrives and finds an empty bottle of wine and a sex toy.

Man caught having sex with his girlfriend’s dog.

No see-thru homecoming dresses this year.

Playboy Calendars:

Evil Escorts | Jacking Teens.

Carmen Electra is releasing a series of instructional lap dance DVDs.

And, Carmen’s former husband – Dennis Rodman is facing DUI charges after he wrecked his motorcycle in Las Vegas. Those two have ended up pretty much how I expected.

Apartment wrestlers.