Celebrities without makup. Goldie Hawn dressed up as Yoda is my favorite.

Two lawyers found wet, drunk, and naked in an apartment building’s laundry room claim to just be celebrating a football victory.

A girls soccer team in Norway made a nude calendar.

The bra ball.

Uber-porn star Jenna Jameson is rumored to be purchasing Penthouse magazine. Regardless, she’s going to be on the January cover.

The police in Thailand are trolling fashion shows as part of a nipple clampdown. The Culture Ministry is worried about exposed breasts on catwalks and the use of nipple stickers by teenage girls.

And more Paris: Is she channelling Zsa Zsa Gabor?

Even more Paris: She feels embarrassed and humiliated by the sex tape. Yep, the lighting was horrible. The tag line for The Simple Life is rather appropriate now.

Tired of Paris yet: She’s privately saying the tape might be good for her career, just like Madonna.

The Best American Erotica 2003.

Here’s an open directory full of the Playboy ‘Women of Wal-Mart’ photos [link is dead, so I removed it]. Enjoy.

Daze Reader interviews Susannah Breslin. (I somehow missed this last Friday).

Jack Nicholson doesn’t believe you can get AIDS from hetro sex and says he lived inside his house as a nudist to get over being self conscience.

The NY Museum of Sex has a new ad.

Pam Anderson says she saw the Paris Hilton sex tape by ‘accident’ but gives it 2 thumbs up.

The Smoking Gun has the Paris Hilton sex tape license agreement between Marvad & Don Thrasher and the slander lawsuit filed against Paris by Salomon. Here’s some excerpts from the slander lawsuit:

…alternatively portrayed Paris Hilton as a privileged heiress, a socialite, a cutting-edge fashion model and a larger-than-life Hollywood starlet.

The creation and management of this facade has aparently paid off, as Hilton has become famous merely by acting famous…

The time, the “real” Paris Hilton is shying from the spotlight and praying that the public does not learn of her own sexual promiscuity, drug use, and behind-the-scenes attempts to hide the truth and unfairly pin all of the ugliness on Salomon alone.

This month’s Stuff Magazine covergirl is Krista Allen.

Wanderlust: sex and travel.

GameLink is having a holiday porn sale. Just click this link, and you’ll get Carmen Luvana in Stripped and Tera Patrick in Sex Island for free with any purchase – no minimum.

Seems the Paris Hilton Sex Tape may actually be one of a series. There are apparently at least 10 tapes of Paris fucking for the camera.