The 9th Circuit has ruled that its okay for cops to sell masturbation videos of themselves on eBay when they are offduty.

Rick Salomon – who’s suing Paris Hilton’s family for $10 million for slander – has made a settlement offer. All he wants is the rights to sell the Paris sex tape via pay-per-view. The Smoking Gun has the Hilton response calling the offer ‘beneath contempt’.

The University of Colorado is apparently recruiting football players by throwing sex parties for them. Wow, you’d think they’d end up with better talent using that tactic, but they still suck the same as always.

Intercourses: An Aphrodisiac Cookbook

T-minus 14 days till Booble gets a cease & desist order from Google.

I had no idea that you could buy an imaginary girlfriend on eBay. Here’s their pitch: I will tell you how much you mean to me. I can also talk to you online on MSN. This is great if you want to make another girl jealous, or to prove to your friends or family that you do have a girlfriend. Whatever you’d like. At the end of the four weeks, you can dump me however you’d like to, and I can beg you to take me back if you wish!! Please note I can only accept paypal So sweet. [via Gawker]

A review of Ron Jeremy’s ExtenZe infomercial.

The Amazon description for Sexual Service has to be the weirdest thing I’ve seen in a while:

The one and only Haynes Blonde of MI6 takes on the infamous Eva Titskie, head of the all-powerful P.I.A., in her impenetrable Russian lair. Flying over the Oral Mountains, Blonde parachutes into Penisburg only to be swiftly captured by Eva. Bound hand and foot, he is dragged away to be tortured by his nemesis and her nubile female helpers. Blonde struggles in vain to escape, but it seems his torturers are starting to warm to their work.

If this thing is as campy as it sounds, it might be fun.

Huge update to the Upcoming DVDs section of the site. 57 new titles for February release were added.

Porn DVD trailer: Behind The Scenes With 20 Young Girls from Simon Wolf Productions. Buy or stream it at Action, Empire or GameLink.