I had no idea that you could buy an imaginary girlfriend on eBay. Here’s their pitch: I will tell you how much you mean to me. I can also talk to you online on MSN. This is great if you want to make another girl jealous, or to prove to your friends or family that you do have a girlfriend. Whatever you’d like. At the end of the four weeks, you can dump me however you’d like to, and I can beg you to take me back if you wish!! Please note I can only accept paypal So sweet. [via Gawker]