Strip clubs are registering voters in an attempt to get Bush out of office.

Fearful that conservatives might turn off the colored lights for good, a trade organization for adult nightclubs is asking owners to register customers and employees and then encourage them to cast their ballots against the president. Micheal Ocello, president of the Association of Club Executives, said the group believes the president’s brand of conservatism is bad for business.

”We must do everything within our power to help ensure that Bush and his ultra-conservative administration are removed from the White House,” Ocello wrote in a letter to nearly 4,000 club owners. ”If we are to survive, we must act now.”

Empire is taking pre-orders for the Paris Hilton sex DVD – 1 Night In Paris.

Rumor also has it that Paris Hilton and Ron Jeremy played doctor in a bathroom stall with Bijou Phillips. A stranger trio you might not ever find.

Got a new shipment of Platinum X Pictures DVDs for review yesterday including: Natural Beauties 1 | Sinful Asians 3 | Fully Loaded.

Speaking of DVD reviews, I’m so far behind I’ve got a stack of over 50 discs up in my closet waiting to be reviewed. Thats alot of porn.

Star Magazine presents their evidence of Lindsay Lohan’s breast augmentation.

Keep an eye out for Ashton & Demi sex pictures also. I’m not sure if this is legit, or just a publicity stunt. My gut says its a stunt.

Porn Trailer Alert: Hot Rats from IFG with Sophie Evans. Nice cover as well.

Would you buy a candybar that help you orgasm?

Easily the worst neighbor ever.

Nerve has an interview with Jo Weldon – a ‘strippers advocate’ who has actually lobbied the UN about ‘sex work’. She has an interesting take on how the internet has affected stripping.

How has the internet changed things?
I have issues with the ability of the clientele to critique. I hate it. There are message boards where men theoretically warn each other about what clubs or girls are rip-offs, but really they’re using it to validate their preferences and to invalidate other people’s. I’ve worked in bars for years, heard it all, but it still makes me sick. I don’t want to be in somebody’s blog. Part of what I liked about stripping was the anonymity.

Perhaps the strangest fetish I’ve seen in a while: Man coat his entire hotel room in petroleum jelly. The walls, the carpet, the bed, the furniture, everything.

Cross dressing car theives were on the loose in Alabama.

German couple trying to have a baby go to fertility clinic for help – clinic tells them to start having sex, they’d never tried it before. Amazing. And here was under the impression that Europe was so much more sexually liberated than the US.

Nothing rallies the country like a presidential candidate’s daughter showing some breasts. Lose the underwear and she’s got a future on this site!

I think I’ve mentioned her previously that Larry Wachowski – the co-creator of The Matrix – is rumored to be on the verge of a sex change operation, and has been cross-dressing for a while now. Well, the photos below show his transformation so far (all pre-op as far as I know). Larry seems to have started off as Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom, flew right thru his Janet Reno phase, and is currently, well, I can’t pin down who he looks like currently.

Anyway, in addition to getting the sex change op, Larry has also taken up residence with a dominatrix named Karin Winslow. Karin also goes by the name Ilsa Strix and has appeared in a whole slew of fetish porn videos. Here’s an interview with her also.

It was rumored, and now confirmed. Just what we needed, a Paris Hilton perfume.

Blender names the 50 worst songs of all time. Pretty solid list.

Porn spammers may simultaneously be the smartest and dumbest people on the internet.

Italian wives shut down porn star’s comeback.

Is Madonna ruining Britney Spears?