Australian scientists have managed to grow a breast on a pig. They think they’ll be able to revolutionize the breast implant industry.

And to make sure they never sag, why not get a titanium mesh bra implanted under your skin. Available for the low low price of $8,500 – pig implants not included.

A victory- though not complete. The Supreme Court has ruled against the Child Online Protection Act, which is basically a way to shut down or severly hamper online pornography. The vote was 5-4 with Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist and justices Sandra Day O’Connor, Antonin Scalia and Stephen Breyer dissenting.

There is a big Supreme Court decision on the fate of internet porn due tomorrow. All the lower courts have basically thrown out this law, so lets hope that the SCOTUS does the same thing.

Play porn in your vehicle – go to jail.

You could soon be buying porn in the bathrooms at bars. They are test marketing a vending machine that spits out porn DVDs for about $10.

Its a bit early for X-Mas, but it doesn’t hurt to get ahead on buying gifts – BBW Figureines. They can be Barbie’s fat friend.

Paris Hilton is getting help from rapper Lil Jon on her album. A pretty good match considering Lil Jon has a porn video too.

You may not have to travel to Nevada for legalized prostitution anymore – Berkely, CA is trying to do the same thing.

Can you tell the difference between dog toys and sex toys? Never thought it would be so damn hard.

Jumper: Best comic strip ever! I’m lucky my laptop doesn’t have Pepsi all over it right now after reading this while taking a drink.