Just what we need, another American Idol clone tv show. At least this one will be based on porn. [thanks to Thomas]

Police in India are guarding movie theatres that are running a movie about a lesbian love affair because protests have gotten out of hand.

Teresa Heinz-Kerry called herself cheeky and sexy in an interview. It must be opposite day because she looks like Tootsie to me.

The Coors twins are probably finished. Guys liked them, but they just didn’t sell enough beer.

Here is the box cover and a few screenshots from Double Anal Plugged #2 from Red Light District

Do we really need this? Paris Hilton’s mother is getting her own reality TV show. She’ll be teaching some ‘regular’ folks to be socialites.

Here are three Nicky Hilton nude photos (turns out they are fakes).

Nikki Nova gallery.

The Toronto Star has an article about ‘couples porn’ that has a photo of Jesse Jane and some quotes from her and Adella (Digital Playground’s media person). The author is pretty clearly not a porn-lover and tends toward the ‘porn degrades women’ feminist mantra. Yet, the article comes out reasonably balanced as to the usefulness of couples porn for, well, couples.

The Paris Hilton Porn tape has been officially released. Buy it at Action DVD or Empire. If you go with Empire, don’t forget the coupon codes we have posted in the right hand column.

Blender has an interview with Janet Jackson discussing her love of sex and her new album. The one nugget I took from it was how nasty the lyrics are on a song called Warmth on her newest album. Here’s a taste:

Kissing on your neck
Rubbing on your leg
Slide a little further up
I feel you get erect

And now we’re flesh against flesh
Breathing on your chest
So anxious to touch it
My mouth is getting wet

My hands wrapped around
Stroking up and down (let’s see how long you can last inside)
But nothing can compare to the warmth of my mouth

20% off all new-releases in June from DVD Empire.

The fetish marathon.

Bikini Pix, big tits, bigger guns and photos from a wet t-shirt contest that suprisingly didn’t end up all nude. [all via Sensible Erection]

Loud sex is causing neighbor to feel sick. Boo-hoo.

According to Fleshbot, the Laura Roxx site I linked to yesterday had some freaky pop-ups going on that attempted to hijack visitors browsers. Because I’m one of the enlightened few using Mozilla rather than IE as a browser, I had no idea the site attempted to do anything untowards.

If anything happened to your computer because of the site, I’m sorry. As always, you should regularly run a program like Ad Aware to be sure you don’t have any nasty things running in the background as a result of crappy websites.

Porn Trailer Alert: Mind Reader with Sunrise Adams from Digital Playground. You can buy this DVD from Empire

If you are in the Denver area you may want to check out the Pleasures Porn Star Ball on June 22nd.

Porn Trailer Alert: Jack’s Playground 10 with Jesse Jane from Digital Playground. You can buy this DVD from Empire

UPDATE: Jesse Jane’s official site is now live. You can also see a gallery of her here.

Here are a bunch of images from the Severina Vuckovic porn video. [link via Daze]. The pictures are of much better quality than those from the Paris Hilton sex tape – plus Severina has a better body than Paris.