Oh, to be an immigration officer in Canada this week. Because they are apparently getting alot of women trying to get work visas into the country claiming ‘nude dancing’ as their occupation, immigration officials now must review nude photos of each girl before allowing them into the country.

The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said yesterday. “They can’t be partially nude,” he said. “If they don’t have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada.”