Never thought I’d see the day when oral fisting was used in a mainstream TV commercial. Very impressive.

Wicked Weasel has uploaded a whole new round of bikini competition photos. I’m a bit disappointed with this round as none of the girls were particularly remarkable.

All press is good press. But is it really good if you are Paris Hilton and you are getting slammed by Lenny Kravitz?

Kravitz on people who are considered celebrities without merit. “Can somebody say Paris Hilton?! I mean, look at the people we celebrate, a lot of people who really don’t do anything. They just walk the red carpets and go to all the parties, and they’re hooked up with the right people. So they’re celebrities. But what for?

Here is a gallery of photos from a Reef Girl competition. Not sure exactly what a Reef Girl is, but I like em.

The trailer for Jack’s Playground 13 with Devon has been released. Its a bit early for pre-orders, but it ought to be available in a few days time from Action and is already available at DVD Empire.

One of Digital Playground’s next titles will be Island Fever 3 and will be recorded in Hi-Def.

A porn shoot in Oslo ended up filming a police confrontation with some burglers.

Spike Lee won a domain name squatting case against a guy who registered spikelee.com and then redirected the traffic to a porn site. Clearly, not the sharpest tool in the box. Its dangerous enough to register a celebs name as a domain (its just inviting a lawsuit, even if you use it for legit purposes), but when you start messing with them, you have to know you can’t get away with it for long.

The Guardian has an article up about Melissa Panarello, who wrote a book about her sexual exploits at the age of 16. The book is called 00 Strokes of the Brush Before Bed. Here’s a small excerpt:

When it was over, in the early hours, ‘I went home full of sperm, my make-up running. My mother was waiting asleep on the sofa. I felt invaded, soiled by strange, lumpy bodies. I brushed my hair one hundred times, like princesses do but smelling of sex.’

She’s 18 now, and seems quite matured by the whole ordeal that surrounded the release of her book.

‘People are not used to teenagers talking about sex. It’s still shocking for many. They prefer not to know.’

‘We live in a society of hypocrites. In Catania several of my friends had to stay virgins until they got married. So, of course, they just had anal sex for years. That’s how twisted this society is.

‘But people don’t want to be told this kind of reality. They just accuse you of lying.’

Its bad enough to get offended by the porn you buy for yourself. But to then burn it up, on an airplane, while in the air, is not such a hot idea post 9.11. He did at least ask the flight attendants if they would burn it for him first.

I suppose we can never have the government take a completely hands-off approach to porn, but they sure seem hell-bent on doing something – anything – since the AIDS issue popped up earlier this year. Now, a California Democrat is telling the porn industry to either voluntarily use condoms, or he’ll draft legislation to require it. Leave it to Larry Flynt to get right down to the heart of the matter.

However, adult-film producers poured scorn on Koretz’ proposals. Porn mogul Larry Flynt said: “I appreciate what the assemblyman is doing. But I want to know who is going to put the condoms on the actors. Is he going to come down here and do it himself?”

Our review of Dreams, An Erotic Fantasy from Colossal Entertainment has been put up.

7 Floor has some really amazing black and white erotic photography. Link found via Voluptas, which happens to be an excellent site that I just noticed in my referrer logs today.

Here are a couple of screenshots from Analgeddon , from the folks at Platinum X Pictures. You can buy it at either Action or Empire.

The German military has decided to let their soldiers have sex with eachother as long as its not during working hours. Both hetro & homo sex is allowed.

I’ve updated the Upcoming Porn DVD section with all the newest releases and pre-orders. There are a few titles that look especially promising including: Virtual Sex With Briana Banks | Maneater (w/ Janine) | Hustler’s Taboo.

Astroglide is giving away free samples if you are interested.

What every guy watching Olympic Women’s beach volleyball had hoped for all along – a nice lesbian scene in the sand.

Pubic hair researcher Kosai Jumon claims that the shape of a woman’s pubic hair can help to determine her personality. A pubic hair researcher!? Is that what this person actually refers to themselves as? Do you think their business card is fuzzy? [link via Sxxxy.org]

“A perfect wife has a clearly defined endurance sub-zone and slight traits of a receptivity sub-zone. Put simply, this means she doesn’t care a great deal about things like ethics or morals. A woman with pubic hair like this would be able to bear a lot, but also have a sexual side that allowed for unbridled wantonness,” the pubic hair expert tells Asahi Geino. “In short, hair like this would indicate a good wife during the day who turns into a whore a night.”

Miu has a bunch of follow-up information on the infamous Chloe Sevigny blow job scene from the film The Brown Bunny. Chloe had this to say about the blow job:

“When you see the film, it makes more sense. It’s an art film. It should be playing in museums. It’s like an Andy Warhol movie.”

And she is downright modest compared to the guy in the scene, Vincent Gallo:

“This particular scene is the most complex, it’s the most evolved thing that I’ve ever done in my life.”

The blow job scene was previously mentioned here (old post includes screenshots of Chloe with cock in her mouth).

I almost hesitate to post this as it will make life harder for men everywhere (and give the Mrs. ideas), but its just too good not to share – The Price of Anal Sex.

And since we’re on the topic, Fishnet has just reposted The Thinking Woman