Something to help out the geeky teenagers not be so scared of girls. NES Controller Hot Pants. [via Gizmodo]

I didn’t realize that the Athens Olympic Committee has tried to get Playboy removed from mag racks because they claim the magazine offends the games.

“(Playboy) humiliates and ridicules Olympic symbols, signs, mottos, terms and mascots… causing enormous economic damage to our sponsors, license holders and Olympic product manufacturers,” ATHOC said in the text of their written request.

There is more insane legal positions from the Olympic folks in the article – including a bizarre claim to the year 2004 as uniquely theirs.

I just noticed that Jesse Jane’s official site has gone live. This thing has been a long time in the making, and it looks very nice.

There is also a free gallery of her on the beach for the interested.

I received a new shipment of DVD screeners today, including the following four from Red Light District. I particularly got a kick out of the last title – Cum Fart Cocktails. Excellent title.

I also got a couple of videos – Ass Feast and Dreams: An Erotic Fantasy – from Colossal Entertainment. This is the first time we’ve gotten anything from them, so I want to be sure and say thanks. I’ve also included a couple of screenshots from Ass Feast below.

A former Swedish equality minister (what a horrible title for a government official) says that women’s beach volleyball is ‘sex fixated and discriminating’ because of the bikini uniform rules.

Also, the Norwegian women’s beach volleyball team has been bullies into removing their birth control patches because the Olympic committee said they constituted product advertising.

Its been mentioned elsewhere, but for those that missed it, a Miss Norway finalist has been forced out of the contest because it turns out she was in a couple of porn videos here in the US a few years ago. [link sent in by Thomas]

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Not sure how well this will go over, but California Exotics has created a solar powered vibrator. You just have to leave it in the sun (or under a light) for 5 hours to have it fully charged up.

Trouble is, most people I know use vibrators in generally dark locations. And most folks don’t like leaving their sex toys sitting out around the house where they can catch some light to recharge. Maybe it’ll be big with the hippie chicks.

Fishnet has a photo samples from David Steinberg’s erotic photography book, Photo Sex: Fine Art Sexual Photography Comes of Age. Some neat stuff.

There is also a big repository of Steinberg’s writings on sexuality here.

I happened across Perfect 10′s ‘Model Boxing’ last night on Showtime just in time for the main event. I figured it would just be pretty girls dancing around the ring doing a bit of slap-boxing (pretty much like most girl boxing matches I’ve ever seen). But these girls were actually pretty decent, though mismatched. The taller girl in the white dominated, and was much more a true boxer than the other gal.

But the real show was inbetween rounds, when the ring girls came out.

If you want to cheat on your wife and get a way with it, you ought to marry a British gal.

The survey, released in New York, found that British women may be more tolerant of extra-marital affairs than others sections of women around the world. More than one in ten … of both men and women in Britain said they were tolerant of affairs which “cause pain to neither party”.

China was the most monogamistic (if thats a word) society according to the results. Those crazy French were a whole lot more uptight about sex than I expected.

New issue of The Onion is out, and it includes this gem: Naughty Baker’s Diminished Sex Drive Starting To Affect His Work.

Christina Aguilera has gone and removed all but one of her body piercings. Even her earings are no longer pierced. I don’t know if this is such a great career move. There are millions of older guys who could only tell Xtina apart from Britney by the number of visible piercings – now there’s gonna be marketplace confusion.

Laura explains her irrational aversion to analingus. The short version: it all stems back to Chris Rock and prison movies.

Sineplex has the trailer up for Sliders 7. You can buy it here or check a bunch of photos from the DVD.

Since the Olympics in Greece have sucked so far, I’m turning my attention to the KSEX Games. In their honor, Adult DVD Empire is also having a Gold, Silver & Bronze sale where you can save $15 bucks on a porn DVD order.

A government funded survey in Australia has concluded that pornography is actually good for you in many ways. Which sent the politicians into a frenzy of idiocy.

No man who regularly uses pornography can have a healthy sexual relationship with a woman.

I’m sure this’ll come to a suprise for the Mrs. sitting across the room from me, and millions of other married couples who have healty relationships where porn is not taboo.

7 of the top 20 most emailed photos at Yahoo! are of female Olympian butts. [via Kottke]

Always upstaged by her older sister, Nicky Hilton has gone all Britney Spears on us and got married at 3am in a Las Vegas chapel. We’ll see how this one turns out. There isn’t any talk of annulment yet, so she’s at least got Britney beat.

If you are thinking that some of the ladies in your neighborhood are hot and are trying to figure out a way to get them in your bed, well, here’s how NOT to go about it.

A former Cumberland County man who allegedly left pornographic magazines and photos at the homes of female neighbors has pleaded guilty to a stalking charge.

Police say pornographic magazines and other items were left at the home of one woman in the Hampden Township neighborhood where Fultz formerly lived. Other victims said they found sexually offensive notes, unsigned letters and photos.