A vibrator in a trash can in an Australian airport caused a big security alert before they figured out what it was. I immediately thought of this scene from Fight Club.

Narrator : My suitcase was vibrating?

Airport Security Officer : Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…

Airport Security Officer : [whispering] it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo… always use the indefinite article “a dildo”, never “your dildo”.

Narrator : I don’t own…