DJ Portia Surreal is a self-described ‘Erotic Fetish DJ Extraordinaire’.

…performing in venues with up to a 6000+ audience, she tantalizes with her theatrical fetish erotica. Whipping up a sassy spankin’ style of dark n sexy house and breaks with an electro funky cherry on top. This disco tech geisha has luminous eloquence that invokes the audience with her ever changing rhythm. Music is her lingerie…

I wonder if she does weddings?