Politicians – always doing the important work of the people. Like, say re-naming Indiana’s I-69 to something less sexual. Yeah, thats imporant, right?

(John) Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. “Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69′ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”

I say they ought to seek corporate sponsorship of I-69. Certainly companies like Trojan, or products like Viagra would be interested in adopting that stretch of road. Or maybe the good people at Hershey’s chocolates could rename the thing ‘The Hershey Highway’.