Some pretty cool pin-up artwork.

Add them to your Christmas wishlist – Japanese hooker trading cards.

Getting some action the hard way. A 13-year old boy held an exotic dancer hostage and made her dance for him at gunpoint.

Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.

The dancer diverted the boy’s attention and tried to dial 911 on her cell phone. According to police, the juvenile then grabbed the phone. During the struggle, the woman bit the boy’s hand and was able to break free and run to her car.

Perfect10.com is sure keeping their lawyers busy. After suing VISA and Mastercard over copyright infringement (and losing), they are now going after Google for the same thing.

Google displays the images from rogue Web sites operated in foreign countries, according to Perfect 10′s lawsuit. The search engine also provides links to password hacking sites that provide ways to gain illegal access to Perfect 10′s Web site, the suit alleges.

I’d be suprised if they don’t lose this case too.

Some more commands for the Subservient Beer.com girl (see here for previous stuff).

Have an orgasm (thanks for the tip Nick)
Fight a girl
Give me a lapdance
Do a magic trick
Change
Get wet
Knee a guy in the nuts
Tap dance

And here is an XML file with all the possible commands.

Hardcore Gossip is reporting that Larry Flynt is in possession of non-nude lesbian photos of Paris Hilton shot when she was 20 and are apparently headed for the pages of Hustler magazine.

Too late for the election, but the Strap On Vets For Truth are ‘An organization dedicating to exposing the truth about the former drag queen now known as Ann Coulter’.

Its like the Subservient Chicken a few months back, but its better because its a Beer.com chick.

Some stuff that worked for me:
Kiss a girl
Drink a beer
Show me your thong
Shake your ass
Show me your tits

Get ready for the crackdown. Congress is thinking of funding research on porn addiction in the hopes of further regulating its distribution. The problem I have with this, is that everybody involved has already pre-determined the outcome of this research. Here’s a perfect example:

Judith Reisman, a vocal critic of the Kinsey Institute and the field of sexology, suggested Congress require police officers to gather evidence of pornography at crime scenes to further research.

So we might end up finding out that 80% (just a made up #) of homes w/ domestic violence reports had porn in them. And that’ll be presented as evidence that porn leads to domestic violence. Never mind the possibility that there is porn in the homes of 80% all married/co-habitated couples.

But just by the nature of their data collection, they won’t know that 2nd piece of information – and they probably don’t want to know it either because it might undercut their claims.

Rocco Siffredi, filming his final movie (Emperor for Vivid) with Janine and others goes out with a thud. A few days after pissing off Vivid Girl Tawny Roberts in Budapest – she punched him during anal sex; he cut the tip off the condom he used to fuck Janine and she threw a fit (rightly so as Vivid has a mandatory condom policy).

“He only had a ring around his cock. He did tear the tip off the condom. I was betrayed. I felt violated. For some people, this is not a big deal. To me, it’s a very big deal.

“I did give him a reason why not to do that,” Janine continued. “It was a slap in my face. This is his thing. He’s done this in the past. I was clueless. I had no idea this could happen. I just didn’t think this could happen. I thought we had enough respect for each other as human beings. I trusted him in that situation. I was definitely susceptible of getting pregnant. We are not in Budapest.”

Rocco, ever the gentleman, says that things went sour because Janine could handle his huge cock.

Also: Janine’s official site.

Stuff Magazine’s 25 Things We Shouldn’t Find Sexy… But Do. Here’s a couple of excerpts.

6. OUR FRIENDS’ MOMS
They were hot when we were 13 and didn’t know any better. Then we grew out of it—only to grow back into it. We were right the first time.

7. GIRLS HUGGING
Look! Their nipples are almost touching! Damn those blouses!

Scrotal Safety Commission via some forum I can’t remember.

Portable stripper poles via New Yorkish.

Nude Dita von Teese w/ Marilyn Manson via Voluptas.

3 Women photo gallery of nude art photos.

There have been a couple of Briana Banks nude galleries posted at Girl Fusion.

I stumbled upon an amateur lingerie contest at MySpace today. CamGirls I’m guessing, but haven’t really dug into it. MySpace appears to be a LiveJournal alternative.

My high school was never cool enough to have a cross-dressing day. And thanks to some idiot parents, now the school in Texas that has been doing this for years is going to have to quit. They’ve replaced it with the always fun … Wear Camo Day. Woohoo, I’ll bet that party gets crazy!

The parents against the cross-dressing day are clearly total religious zealots – though they may not even know it. Listen to this here logic:

Davies, whose 9-year-old son and 4-year-old daughter attend Spurger Elementary, said she viewed the day not a silly Homecoming Week activity, but as an effort to push a homosexual agenda in a public school.

“It’s like experimenting with drugs,” said Davies, who also has a 2-year-old daughter. “You just keep playing with it and it becomes customary. … If it’s OK to dress like a girl today, then why is it not OK in the future?”

You know, she’s right. We’d better do away with Halloween too though. Cause if its OK to dress like an axe-wielding demon today, why not the next. Pretty soon everybody will look like demons all the time. And they’ll probably be having anal sex too! Oh the horror.

Xax has posted the Playboy Women of McDonalds for all to see. Some of the pictures are so airbrushed, that the girls look plastic enough to compete in the Miss Digital World contest.

I don’t think I’d trust a spray-on contraceptive. Especially not one thats designed to be sprayed on a woman’s forearm once a day. Its currently being tested in Australia and is 4 years away from public availability down there (probably longer here).

Ron Jeremy has a Live Journal site. Probably fake, but worth a chuckle anyhow.

Here is the promised preview photos from Contract Star (see the trailer) from Digital Playground featuring Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley. I don’t much care for Jesse’s made up hair in some of the scenes in this DVD, but hey – its still Jesse Jane, so I’ll get over it. You can buy this DVD from Empire. Click on the PERMALINK text below for 6 more preview pictures of Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley from the DVD.

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Jesse Jane was named best actress at Delta di Venere, an International Erotic Fair at the Il Girasole Centre in Milan, Italy. Congrats to Jesse.

“Thank you Italy! I can’t believe this. Wow! I’d like to thank Digital Playground for giving me the best adult company in the business to represent, the best projects, the best directors, the best characters, the best movies and of course, the hottest girls and guys in the business! I love you all. Thank you Digital Playground!!!”

Next up on the Euro porn award circuit – Extasia in Sweden.

Politicians – always doing the important work of the people. Like, say re-naming Indiana’s I-69 to something less sexual. Yeah, thats imporant, right?

(John) Hostettler, a proponent of the interstate extension, agrees. “Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69′ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”

I say they ought to seek corporate sponsorship of I-69. Certainly companies like Trojan, or products like Viagra would be interested in adopting that stretch of road. Or maybe the good people at Hershey’s chocolates could rename the thing ‘The Hershey Highway’.