Black and white nude women in action erotic photography via Creamlog.

Ooh, too late for Christmas, but Valentines Day is coming up – the Velvet Vulva. A purse that looks like a vagina via SoftBlog (in english).

A big gallery of Rachel Bilson photos via Bad Ass Mofo

Sin City is having an Undertow Contest where you can win a trip to Hawaii by ansering 5 multiple choice questions about the Undertow DVD starring Hannah Harper & Aurora Snow.

I haven’t checked to be positive, but I think all the answers are provided in the trailer. Here’s some more details:

Participants are asked to answer a series of multiple choice questions found on the site and fill out a form to enter to win. Eligible entries will then be entered into a raffle that will be drawn during a screening of the movie by a Sin City contract girl. First prize winner will receive a free trip to Hawaii for two, while the runner up will receive a trip to Los Angeles to see a Sin City Ultra title being directed. Other prizes include an MP3 player, a year’s worth of Sin City Ultra titles, and a selection of titles from the Sin City library.

Dang. It seems that the rumored Paige Davis sex tape (the chick from Trading Spaces) isn’t real afterall. The sex tape thats been talked about does indeed exist, its just not Paige thats in it. The girl in it apparently looks like Paige, and sounds like Paige, but it isn’t Paige. Or, at least thats what some lawyers are making somebody say.

Seriously, looks like, sounds like, but isn’t? I think somebody got a C&D letter and sharted. Give it a few months, and this thing could turn out to be true. I mean, come on. If the pix below is any indication of how Paige acts at charity events, I can only imagine what she’s like in the bedroom. The quote below is what takes place on this mystery tape.

The Trading Spaces hostess is on tape having rough sex with a boyfriend several years ago. She sucks, gets spanked, and is eaten out in this tape, according to the distributors.”

West Coast Customs, the guys who do all the hard work on MTV’s Pimp Your Ride, just got fined $16,000 for replacing air bags with LCD screens and DVD players. How am I supposed to watch porn in the front seat if I can’t remove that passenger side airbag?

Anyone have interest in a butt painting by Belladonna. Its not a painting of her butt, but rather a paiting she created by squirting the paint onto the canvas from out of her butt.

Not bad (for ass art), but they really should have stayed away from the yellows, greens, and browns, if you know what I mean.

Eros Zine has an interview with Laurie Wallace, the Playboy Mansion’s official party girl. The best part – she recalls her horror story of Jeff Goldblum hitting on her and going so far as to remove her boyfriend from a movie shoot set so that he could do so unchallenged.

I didn’t recognize the name, but Laurie has also done some porn films (more here), including one of the very first DVD reviews I ever posted here – Sinful Creations, Laurie is actually the cover girl for that DVD. Laurie is the one on the right in the photo below. Click the PERMALINK text to see more photos of her from the Sinful Creations DVD.

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Digital Playground has released the trailer for Story Of J, the newest DVD featuring Jesse Jane. Below is a pic of all the girls from the DVD, and after the PERMALINK jump, there are 5 more photos of Jesse from the DVD.

You can buy the DVD from either Action or Empire. Click on the PERMALINK text below for more.

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What does a sex toy company do when they want to engineer a new way of attaching a dildo to their riding toy? They ask a blogger of course. Very cool, via Eros Blog.

Erotica Lee photos and writings via Fleshbot.

Nerve goes and gets sex advice from Santas.

Artistic porn photos via La Petite Claudine.

In Ohio, a local cable company accidentally played a porn movie on their local access channel on Christmas morning instead of the scheduled religious show.

“I turn it to Channel 15 and there’s this naked lady on the screen – I mean full-frontal, get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography,” said David Umana. “When I tell about Christmas 2004, I’m betting this will be one of my best stories.”

“Get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography”, I like that. I wonder how long till the FCC gets involved.

Since she’s going to be in the January 2005 Playboy, Jenny McCarthy is out and talking about her sex life again. She apparently refused sex for 8 months after having her baby before relenting.

“It took that much time and a naughty weekend in Vegas, and now I’m back with a vengeance. It came down to letting go and having fun with my husband.

“So I could say, ‘Hey, let’s play some blackjack and – ooh, let’s go up to the room, and I’ll give you a blow job.”

She’s also got a Dirty Dozen interview up at the Playboy website.

What kind of Christmas bonus did your company give you this year? I’m guessing it wasn’t trips to brothels and strip clubs. If only…

A guy in England decided to try out some new sex toys while his wife was at work and ended up dead on the bedroom floor after suffocating himself with a leather mask and dog collar. The police offically labeled it ‘death by misadventure’.

Action-DVD is having a big holiday clearance sale with different sale prices depending on what studio the DVD is from. Here’s the stuff:

Evil Angel from $13.90
Private from $8.90
Adam&Eve from $4.90
Vivid from $8.90
Wicked from $7.90
Red Light from $13.90
Sin City from $7.90
Sunshine at $5.90

They are also having some buy-1 get-1 sales:
Buy Dinner Party 3 and get Dinner Party 2 for free.

Buy Barely Legal 38 and get Barely Legal 1 for free.

I’ve put up a review of 1 Night In China with Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman (Chyna and X-Pac from WWE wrestling).

Lloyd Grove of the NY Daily News has announced that he will no longer write about Paris Hilton in his gossip column. Calling himself an enabler to her bad behavior, his cold turkey column is a scathing critique of everything wrong with Paris.

Seymore Butts is going to be in a mainstream movie. If you can consider movies made by Troma to be mainstream (they are famous for the Toxic Avenger movies).

Did Maxim photoshop Jennifer Ellison nude on their UK cover. She claims she posed in a flesh colored bikini that was digitally removed.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan might end up posing nude in Playboy shortly. Apparently, her management pitched the idea to Hef to have her in the magazine (like he needs convincing on that), but they had to pull back because Lohan has a ‘no nudity’ clause in her Disney contract. And now her publicist is saying there’s no story here.

Right. Little miss Lohan can’t wait for that Disney contract to expire so that she can show us all her ‘natural’ boobs. I’ll play along.

Playboy Magazine is currently developing a Women of the WWE for publication sometime summer 2005. I’m sure we’ll get treated to a few of the WWE Divas, but unless they can top Chyna’s sex tape, I’ll be diappointed.

After a long break in making films, its good to see Tera Patrick back in action on a more consistent basis. Her next DVD – Reign Of Tera (again with her husband Spyder Jones) – will be released on January 19th. You can pre-order this DVD from either Action or Empire.

The DVD also comes with a 120 minute bonus DVD called The Girls of Asian Love Palace that features 14 girls chosen thru a contest on Tera’s official website.

Tera Patrick Official Site
Tera Patrick Gallery, Tera Returns To Porn, Tera & Husband Spyder.