FHM’s ‘Hottest Baseball Wife’, Anna Benson has an interesting way of keeping her husband (Kris Benson – pitcher for the Mets) from cheating on her. She says that if he cheats and gets caught, she’ll fuck the whole team. Players, coaches, groundscrew, everybody. Howard Stern asked her what would happen if her husband told her he needed a threesome:

Stern asked: “What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, ‘Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?’ ”

Anna replied, “You know, if that’s what he came to me and said that he needed, then that’s what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He’s a saint . . . he took me out of hell” — a reference to her years on her own.

Kris is never going to live this down in the clubhouse no matter how many years he plays in the league. Players will either be pushing him to go for the threesome request, or they will be doing their best to push hot horny chicks at him on road trips in the hopes that he cheats and they get to bang his wife.

Here’s the current Mets roster.