In Ohio, a local cable company accidentally played a porn movie on their local access channel on Christmas morning instead of the scheduled religious show.

“I turn it to Channel 15 and there’s this naked lady on the screen – I mean full-frontal, get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography,” said David Umana. “When I tell about Christmas 2004, I’m betting this will be one of my best stories.”

“Get-the-hell-out-of-here pornography”, I like that. I wonder how long till the FCC gets involved.