Poor Paris Hilton, first the news that she’s testing her friends with false information in an attempt to find out who’s leaking all the stories about her to Page Six.

Then, today Page Six publishes her love letters to Nick Carter.

The sweet nothings were written inside sappy greeting cards with photos of puppies. Another missive was accompanied by photos the heiress had cut out of a magazine showing herself looking glum with the headline: “Paris feels real pain.” “Dear Nick, This is how I look and feel when I’m away from you,” she wrote.

One card signed, “Paris, AKA Le Bean,” wishes Carter a happy birthday (which falls on Jan. 28), and states: “I don’t want you to ever worry because I would never [bleep] this up for anything in the world. It’s been really hard for me these past couple of months and I’m so happy I found you. You are the [bleep] and I love you to death.”

Maybe these are part of Paris’ fake news leaks to sniff out her blabber-mouth friend. Or maybe this is just confirmation that everybody is ratting on Paris to Page Six.