Its called a Slip-O-Mat, but its really a panty vending machine made from an old condom dispenser. In Stuttgart, you can drop about $8 into one of these things, and get yourself a brand new pair of panties in a ‘granny panty emergency’.

This doesn’t even approach the creepy factor of Japan’s used panty vending machines, which were $50 each.

Jeff Jarvis continues his crusade to poke fun at the idiots at the FCC. This time he notes that they actually rejected 36 complaints from the PTC and OK’d some naughty words – oh, the horror!

In the first set of rulings, the FCC seems to bravely decides that “dick” in various forms is OK. Ditto ass, penis, vaginal, nutsack, and a three-way. In the second set, they add the words hell and damn — as if they were ever in contention as indecent and blaspamous — as well as breast, nipples, can, pissed, crap, bastard, and bitch. It’s the liberalization of America, I tell you, it’s the second damned sexual revolution!

The Non Nude Girls moblog is worth a look.

Daze Reader was featured in an AVN article about weblogs.

The shoe size – penis size conversion chart via Fleshbot.

More signs that porn is mainstreaming – even Bush’s nominee to be the next Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales has a family member who was working on Hustler’s website. Even more important that just this family member’s involvement is that the neither the press or the public had a hissy fit when the news was reported. We’re creeping up on the day when porn (at least for non-talent) is just another job.

I thought this whole ‘sex ghetto’ on the internet thing was over with, but there are apparently still talks of creating a .xxx domain extension for adult sites, and now some elected schmoe in Maryland is talking about a .sex domain extension too. As with anything, the politicians haven’t thought this one thru as there was never any discussion of exactly what kind of sites would need to be moved to the .xxx extensions.

Inside Deep Throat, a documentary film about the classic porn film debuted this weekend at the Sundance Film Festival. And the film isn’t just some college kids art project, its produced by Brian Grazer who also worked on Apollo 13 and A Beautiful Mind.

…opens theatrically in New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Boston and five other cities Feb. 11.

Grazer told the Associated Press he had been contemplating a film about “Deep Throat” star Linda Lovelace, who died in a 2002 car crash, but found the focus too narrow.

“I was less interested in the story of Linda Lovelace and more on the movie’s effect on popular culture,” Grazer said.

Another longer article here about the documentary.

Got a new shipment of screeners this weekend, this time from 3rd Degree Films (thanks guys!) so I thought I’d put up some promo shots from Crack Addict 2 [buy from Action or Empire] while I get working on the full reviews. Click the PERMALINK text below to see all of the photos.

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Not all lawyers are evil people. There’s at least one out in California doing her best to make it legal for women to go topless on the beach and in parks.

Johnsson – who wears a pink badge that reads, “I support breast equality” – also has produced a two-minute video featuring obese men with large breasts lounging on California beaches, proof, she said, that the law is not applied equally to men and women, as required by the U.S. Constitution.

Careful with that line of reasoning though – we might end up with some of those bitch-titted guys being forced to wear the bro (Kramer’s invention for George’s father on Seinfeld) instead of the women being topless.

Related: Bye Bye Bikinis

Original Sin Films has released the trailer for thier newest DVD – Mirage starring Brittney Skye.

ESPN interviews Anna Benson about her sex life and upcoming reality TV show. Anna is the hottie wife of pitcher Kris Benson who promised to fuck the whole baseball team if he cheated on her, but she’s now apparently thought better of that:

There’s no way I would touch some of those guys with a 10-foot pole. I don’t care what Kris did. Some of them are disgusting.

We just put up a Lanny Barbie gallery this past week, and now I see via Fleshbot that there is a story about her on AVN during the making of ‘Top Notch Bitches 4′.

“I like to do beautiful movies,” Barbie tells me during our interview that is being taped for use in the behind-the-scenes segment.

Some of Barbie’s most high-profile work thus far has been for Suze Randall, who found her two years ago in Las Vegas. If anything, the statuesque performer is poised to become a breakout star this year with this type of demand for her services.

Barbie says she likes boy/girl, girl/girl and boy/girl/boy scenes and also mentions “artcore” as another point of interest.

We’ll be keeping an eye out for that DVD release. Also check out Lanny’s official site

There is an organized group of Muslims in Britian (Muslims Against Advertising – MAAD)that are defacing ‘sexual’ advertising by either covering up or removing bare flesh on posters.

An advert for hair dye, which showed a woman peering into her bikini bottoms, was painted over by Muslims in Luton. A spokesman said the poster would be “extremely offensive” to a Muslim man if he passed it on his way to prayers.

This standard of ‘if it offends anybody, it must not be allowed’ has to be defeated.

Without a doubt, the worst sex dolls I’ve ever seen: Scat Dolls. There’s 5 different dolls, each more nasty than the last.

Yeah! FCC head Michael Powell is resigning. I figured Jeff Jarvis would be thrilled, but he thinks it might actually get worse.

Just as long as we can still stage a nude yogurt fight to advertise new products without getting in trouble. Once our nude yogurt fighting freedoms are gone, we don’t have much left.

Media scare tactics continue. Sex + internet = worst thing ever! Cybersex – the crack cocaine of sex addiction.

Erotic photography: Pascale strips,Cellophania, and Jewel Paris at PBase.

Gawker has the details on Paris Hilton’s petty theft and vandalism charges. She ripped up a poster for and stole her 1 Night In Paris porn DVD.

Thought I’d put up some screenshots of a very hot scene from Analgeddon #2 of Lanny Barbie, a former Penthouse Pet of the Month. Click the PERMALINK text below to see all the screenshots, and there is also a Lanny Barbie free gallery at her official site.

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Even more porn in the mainstream as iRiver is using Jenna Jameson in print ads.

VintagePostcards.com has a huge collection of old erotic postcards, all of which you can purchase.

If you look hard enough, you can see sexual imagery in just about anything. Photographer Heather Firth sees sexual images in nature that she calls Earth Erotica. The gallery has some interesting shots in it, but my favorite was this asshole/rock.

More porn in the mainstream, there is a huge billboard of the ‘Krystal Method’ box Times Square. Krystal Method is the new DVD featuring Jenna Jameson and Krystal Steal.