Kid Rock got arrested after he assaulted a DJ at a strip club. Kid Rock in a strip club? Wow, I never would have guessed.

Ashley Olsen (the fat one) is suing the National Enquirer because they hinted she might be using drugs. Except all they did was use a really bad picture of her in a story about her drug dealer boyfriend. She wants $40 million.

Naomi Campbell appears nude in the 2005 Pirelli calendar.

Victoria Beckham is going to pose nude in the same magazine that Rebecca Loos (see her breasts) just did an interview with about her affair w/ Beckhams’ husband.

Strangest looking duet ever? Jessica Simpson and Willie Nelson for the Dukes of Hazzard soundtrack.