A group of 5 British soldiers are in trouble for filming a gangbang on their barracks. These particular soliders happen to have largely ceremonial duties – opening Parliment and doing parades.

I think if I signed up to be a soldier and ended up being a doorman and a uniform model, I might turn to porn for some entertainment and excitement too.

Dennis Rodman is the latest Peta celeb spokesman to get naked to protest fur. His little ad is entitled ‘Think Ink, Not Mink’ and has him nude from the side in the classic ‘thinker’ pose.

Hiphop groupie, Karinne Steffans (Superhead), signed a tell-all book deal wherein she is going to tell tales about her exploits with some of raps biggest names. Supposedly on her list is Usher, Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Ja Rule, Ice-T, Vin Diesel, Xzibit and P Diddy.

Former Friends’ star Matthew Perry was hospitalized after a ‘bad reaction to prescription medicine’ and released the next day. Um, I think the word they were looking for was ‘overdose’.

Tom Sizemore, who is probably best know for playing Detective Jack Scagnetti in Natural Born Killers and beating up Heidi Fleiss got nailed for a parole violation after he failed a drug test.

But, in typical celeb fasion, he didn’t just fail the test by testing positive. Nope, the testers realized his urine was not warm enough to have come from his body, so they searched him and found a prosthetic penis attached to a pair of men’s underwear with a plastic container filled with clean urine. Something like this kit perhaps?

Its not terribly suprising that Vivid has signed a deal to open a nightclub on the Vegas strip. But what is suprising, is that it won’t be a strip joint, and actually won’t feature any nudity at all.

The Vivid Entertainment porn stars making periodic appearances won’t be taking their clothes off because the club isn’t licensed as a sexually oriented adult business. Fornication and nudity are forbidden.

Other than a giant red bed behind the bar, Vivid doesn’t stand out much from its rivals on the Vegas club scene. It boasts holographic images of scantily clad women dancing – along with live dancers – that are projected on the club’s walls.

A woman in Texas is being charged with murdering her husband in a pretty strange way – she allegedly gave him a sherry enema that raised his blood alcohol level to .47%. Yep, alcohol up the ass.

Seems the old guy wasn’t allowed to drink alcohol because of medical problems, and was determined to get loaded. Combine that with what his wife says was an ‘addiction to enemas since he was a child’, and well, the idea of loading up a couple dozen ounces of sherry in your ass doesn’t sound so crazy.

She said he paid $1,000 to study colonics at a school and corresponded with other enema users on the Internet. Not all of his enemas involved liquor, she said.

“He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap,” she said. “He had enema recipes.”

She said he liked to use wine or sherry in enemas because that would allow his body to absorb alcohol faster than drinking it. Sherry and wine were easier on his digestive system than other forms of alcohol, she said.

“He would drink, too, but his favorite was enemas,” she said.

Scientists in the UK Australia (thanks Paul) have developed a sort of sex in a can for women. Its an ‘arousal aerosol’ that simply gets absorbed thru the skin and can boost women’s libidos.

Surely I’m not the first guy to read about this and figure that every horny college student will be carrying it around at parties, spraying it on all the coeds in the hopes of getting laid. That may not work so well because it can take 24 hours to start working, and there are some potentially ugly long term side effects:

…could cause beard growth, hair loss, greasy skin and acne…

That can is gonna need an additional warning for the guys that reads ‘For Use With One Night Stands Only’.

UPDATE: According to The Sun, its a nasal spray, which kind of ruins my idea of spraying it on female party-goers without their knowledge.

UPDATE #2: Over a year later, another story about nasal spray sex drugs.

Adult DVD Empire is giving away a Tera Patrick Perfect Pussy that sells for $92 normally. They also have all their silicon pussies on sale.

Virginia has cancelled plans to fine people who’s underwear were visible above their pants, in a stunning moment of clarity. I’m sure it won’t last long.

Adult DVD Empire is having a Valentine’s Day promotion where you can get a free bottle of Love Jam Aromatherapy Massage Oil with any purchase from their Valentine’s Botique, which includes a ton of novelties and DVDs. And to help you along, I figured that I’d have Mrs. FlauntingIt help me put together a short list of good stuff.

Click the PERMALINK text below to see the list in all its glory.

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Digital Playground has released the trailer for Devon: Erotique. I’ve also uploaded a some pix of Devon from DVD.

You can buy Devon: Erotique from Empire .

Click on the PERMALINK text below for 5 more pix of Devon from the DVD, or check out her official website.

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Ass Fucked – Mayhem XXX – buy it

Jack’s Playground 19 – Digital Playground

Assploitations 4 – Mayhem XXX

Semen Demons – Elegant Angel

POV Squirt Alert – Mayhem XXX

Tight Wet Panties – Elegant Angel

Over the past two days Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross has been rumored to be a lesbian – she is supposed to ‘out’ herself by posing nude for The Advocate. But today, in The Advocate no less, she’s denying everything. Not a lesbian, and no forthcoming nude layout in the magazine.

Click the PERMALINK text below to see a shot of Marcia topless from the movie Female Perversions. Surely a late-night Showtime classic if there ever was one.

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Uh oh, the Britney Spears, Keven Federline wedded bliss isn’t working out. Who would have ever guessed. Seems Kevin hasn’t been wearing his wedding ring, and is frequenting strip clubs in Vegas; while Britney is spending all her time with her little dogs (when she’s not hanging out in public restrooms … barefoot).

It wasn’t as dramatic as the Janet Jackson nipple last year, but Fox got its Superbowl nipple exposure this year also. (Middle girl, left breast)

If the photo has already been removed by Fox by the time you read this, click the PERMALINK text below because I’ve saved the actual image.

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Wheel of Fortune has been on television in the US for what, 30 years now? And I’ll bet Vanna White has never turned over the letters f-o-r-e-s-k-i-n in all that time. Damn waste.

Whats better than having a wingman at your side when you are out hunting for some action – a wingwoman of course.

Wingwomen.com is a revolutionary service for men who want to meet women. Every guy out there knows that it is much easier to meet women when you’re around other women. Here at Wingwomen.com we are able to provide you with those women.

At Wingwomen.com we provide “Wing Women” to help you have a good time and more importantly to assist you in pick up those girls who always seem to slip through your fingers. We’ve all been there, out with one of your buddies standing against a wall watching everyone else have fun and meet women. Well now you can be one of those guys who are having fun and meeting women.

Neat idea, but at $50 an hour they are amost pricing themselves up there w/ prostitutes.

An odd loophole
in privacy laws that holds that you do NOT have a reasonable expectation of privacy under your clothing in a public place is making it very difficult for law enforcement to deal with upskirt voyers. One guy who was caught videotaping up teenagers skirts at a mall received only a 10 day sentence, other offenders haven’t been punished at all.

Memo to Hillary Duff, when you carry a see-thru purse, everybody can see your Trojan condoms.

Oh, For The Love Of Courtney!

A sex offender in California got busted after police found out he was using the State’s Sex Offender registry as an online dating service. [via GeekPress]

Girl Fusion has a couple of Belladonna galleries up. Belladonna Softcore | Belladonna Hardcore.