I like that we have magazines like Stuff to answer life’s really important questions: Can Women Survive On Semen Alone?

Can women survive on semen alone?
Planning on “accidentally” getting stranded on an island with your famished girlfriend? If so, she’ll need to crank out 120 hummers a day, and swallow every time. Ejaculations contain up to a gram of protein, so if yours pack just more than half that amount, she’ll get her daily protein requirement of 68 grams (along with a scorching case of TMJ). But with an average of six calories per shot, she would consume only 720 calories, which, according to Dr. Richard Kowal, a licensed nutritionist in New York City, is 80 calories less than what is already considered a super-low-calorie diet. “Within weeks of initiating this diet, aside from a three- to four-pound weight loss per week, the dieter would begin to report symptoms such as nausea, fatigue, constipation or diarrhea and, finally, gallstones,” says Kowal. “Once this busy dieter shrinks in weight to a very low body-mass index, [the body] will begin to cannibalize its own proteins, such as muscles and organs. Once the body begins to break down the heart muscle, it is just a matter of time before she has a heart attack and probably dies.” Sheesh, some girls will do anything to get out of giving a blow job.

Ron Jeremy is launching a mobile phone portal called RJ Mobile in early April. Just like Jenna Jameson’s ‘moantone’ service, Ron will be offering up ‘groantones’ for your phone. MocoNews has the whole story.

Burger King is denying reports that Jenna Jameson is in their new tv commercial starring the lead singer from Hootie and the Blowfish.

A frat house out in California is in trouble for hosting a Shane’s World ‘College Invasion’ porn DVD shoot.

The film, featuring the members of Chico State’s Phi Kappa Tau chapter, was shot in October 2004 at the students’ off-campus frat house for the adult film production company Shane’s World. The national chapter of the Greek organization also suspended the school chapter and is currently investigating the situation further, according to The Associated Press.

Please. Somebody needs to start a frat that encourages porn parties in their houses. They’d get a huge membership.

Burning Angel has released their 1st porn film – Burning Angel: The Movie [buy it here.

The feature film includes 5 sex scenes, shot and edited to capture the feel of an uncensored music video. Tasteful yet trashy, it’s everything you’ve wanted to see on MTV but Viacom would never allow. It’s real hardcore porn, including Joanna Angel’s (Burning Angel CEO and starlet) first anal scene, two girls on one lucky guy, hardcore fucking and some dildo lesbian action.

Three preview pix after the jump. (click the PERMALINK text below)

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Courtney Love is slated to portray Linda Lovelace (from Deep Throat). This assumes that she won’t be locked up in jail after all her run-ins with the law over the past year.

The project is being developed through Jason Blum’s Blumhouse Productions and will trace Lovelace’s life from 17 until she died in 2002 at 53.

Britney Spears spotted reading ‘Diet’ magazine. Its a start.

Madonna is dressing like a nun again and in the bottom picture, her shoulders and arms look massive.

More later, I’m finally out from under the rock thats been squishing me for a week:

The Pat O’Brein Sexual Harassment Scoreboard.

By night, he fires people for a stupid tv show, but by day he’s got a soft spot in his heart for Miss USA contestants with DUI convictions.

“She was 22 when this happened. What 22-year-old hasn’t done that?” said Mary Hilliard McMillan, Miss USA spokeswoman. “[Trump] said, ‘What are we going to do? Ruin this girl’s life over one mistake she made a year ago? That’s silly.’ “

Love that justification – all the 22-year-olds do it. The girl has it right though.

“I’m not just a drunk driver.”

Correct! You are a drunk driver with a hot body and a cute smile. I’m actually suprised she was even ticketed.

Couple of free weekend galleries:

Michelle, a good looking blonde from My Sister’s Hot Friend. More of her here, and video files here

Plus, a tattooed brunette getting nailed.

The Utah anti-porn law will likely be litigated by ISPs in attempt to get it overturned. They were successful in getting a similar law in Pennsyvania rules unconsitutional a few years ago, so hopefully they’ll do the same in this case.

Signed earlier this week by Gov. Jon Huntsman, the law requires ISPs to offer free porn-blocking software or face felony charges, and requires content providers

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The biggest problem with Sony’s new PSP – that you have to re-purchased any movies you want to watch on it in a different format – may have been solved by the PSP Video 9. That little software can convert your existing DVDs into a format thats suitable for play on the PSP. Wired News thinks this may be the mobile porn killer app. They talk about this thing like it could be a sex toy.

The PSP is a non-intrusive device, less threatening than a laptop if you want to bring it to bed, alone or with your partner(s). I know several folks who use porn to help transition quickly from work and parenting to sex and loving. It’s a shortcut on those nights when they want to have sex but know they’re too tired to expend major effort warming up.

Rather than playing the movie on a television, why not cuddle around the PSP? My inside source at gamer channel G4 says the video quality is great and believes it would be “an incredibly intimate experience” to watch erotic movies together on the device. The PSP won’t be in your way like a laptop or a DVD player, and you don’t have to clear off the nightstand to set it down when you’re done.

A prisoner in Europe was allowed to go home after getting a ‘permanent’ erection while in jail. Seems he suffered from a condition called priapismus that causes blood to become trapped in the penis during an erection. The only way to fix it is to have immediate surgery. Since the guy was only serving a 6 month sentence, they just let him go home after having the surgery.

Hardcore Gossip has a gallery of shots from Barely 18 #17 up.

AVN Blog is reporting that Janine is leaving Vivid and signing a bigger deal with Digital Playground.

Vulva University

40 mistakes men make while having sex with a woman.

The most unsexy man in the world, Leonard Nimoy, is publishing a book full of nude big bottomed women. Never figured him for a chubby-chaser.

New hardcore gallery of the cute but dirty Cytherea. There is also an MPG gallery that shows her squirting in action.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack’s Playground #20 featuring Heather Hunt (last 2 pix after the jump) and newcomer Leanella (pictured below).

You can buy this DVD at either Action or Empire.

Five more pix after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below), or check out the official Jack’s Playground website.

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Kylie Minogue is squeezing into a 16 inch waist corset, or not.

Nobody is mistaking Victoria Beckham waist for 16 inches. She’s apparently hiding out while she tries to lose the weight she gained during her pregnancy.

Britney Spears can only dream about a 16 inch waist as she continues to chunk out. What the hell are those shoes!?

Salma Hayek almost broke in half at the beach.

Playmate shooting Playmate: Carmen Electra & Jennifer Walcott.

Stuntgirl preview via Fleshbot.

Shiny blue bikini gallery. Nice swimsuit. Too bad it doesn’t come off.

Sex & Sox isn’t a white socks fetish site – its porn and the Red Sox.

Banana girl

One province in China is going to start testing people working in hotels, nightclubs and other entertainment outlets for AIDS and firing those that test positive. Somehow, I think that’ll just make it more likely that people will try to avoid being tested, or somehow cheat on the tests – leading to further spread of the infections. Ain’t communism grand.

If you ever wondered how investors would react to the opportunity to invest in a porn company (Vivid is flirting w/ going public), wonder no more.