Tristan takes a tour of the Doc Johnson sex toy facility.

I can’t adequately describe the sight of copper cock molds moving swiftly along a conveyor belt, of toys being pulled from those molds and tossed into a cold-water bath to cool, of sparkling pink jelly dongs laid out in a row, of fat baby-blue butt plugs waiting patiently to be put into their custom-designed packages. Or the area where certain toys (known as “the realistics”) get a personal touch: hand painting. Here, women gingerly brush pink dye onto cock heads and pussy lips and clits (to mimic the engorgement process during arousal) or draw bluish veins on peach-colored shafts.

She was very disappointed to not find that holy grail of a room full of hot naked folks testing out all the new creations. I’m guessing she just needs to stick around until the cleaning staff comes in at night.

Yeah, what else is new. The evil slippery slope of porn (use BugMeNot if you need a login) – as envisioned by a high school kid:

An early introduction to pornography could have long-lasting consequences. Teens who view a lot of pornography can develop a tolerance to it, Sweet said. And as their tolerance for porn increases, it can lead to “potentially developing a sexual addiction,” he said, complete with “withdrawal when they stop using pornography.”

A porn addiction could also lead, Sweet said, to a life “that gets more and more out of control” as well as “damaged understanding of sex, relationships and intimacy.”

This type of article could be written every day about just about anything – like say cheeseburgers. Kids could start eating them, and get hooked, get fat, have trouble making friends…

More of the same crap here.

Big Headed Inc is producing mens boxers with a condom pocket and a built in tape measure.

The Playgirl editor that outed herself as a Republican has apparently been fired according to Drudge.

“Hello Drudge,

“After your coverage of my article about coming out and voting Republican, I did receive many letters of support from fellow Republican voters, but it was not without repercussions. Criticism from the liberal left ensued. A few days after the onslaught of liberal backlash, I was released from my duties at Playgirl magazine.

“After underlings expressed their disinterest of working for an outed Republican editor, I have a strong suspicion that my position was no longer valued by Playgirl executives. I also received a phone call from a leading official from Playgirl magazine, in which he stated with a laugh, “I wouldn’t have hired you if I knew you were a Republican.

“I just wanted to let you know of the fear the liberal left has about a woman with power possessing Republican views.”

If this is true, its sad. With the current crack-down on porn going on in the government (see 2257 laws and Sam Brownback’s crusade), the industry needs all the allies it can get. And running off a perfectly capable person because they don’t agree with some of your politics is just childish.

I’m officially boycotting Playgirl magazine. Uh, well, since I’ve never read Playgirl, I’m officially putting Mrs. FlauntingIt on boycott for me. Thay may be a bit more appropriate.

An Asian company called B2Up claims that their Bust Up gum can enlarge women’s breasts. The gum contains a plant called Pueraria mirifica which mimics the female sex hormone oestrogen.

…tests carried out by Thailand’s Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%.

Further tests carried out in England found that the plant had a beneficial effect on the skin, and hair, as well as the breasts.

An 80% increase in breast size from chewing gum! If this stuff is even 1/10th as effective as that claim, it’ll end up being the best selling gum in the world in no time.

Related: Bust Up Gum official site

Gallery of nude photos of Gina Lynn from Dream Babes.

More galleries:

Britney Skye

Ashton Moore

Jesse Jane by Earl Miller

Susan & Angie

Nika & Anastasia

Wanted List is having a Name A Porn DVD contest where you can win 100 Red Light District DVDs as the grand prize. 25 other people get a 1 month membership to Wanted List.
Some of the ‘editors examples’ are a hoot:

Ow… My Eye!
Its the Dick That Says Bad Motherfucker!
A Chop Stick for Every 2 White Chicks
I’m All In
Heads Up Poke Her
Bumper to Bumper
They’re Jigglin’ Baby
Eat My Cabbage Patch, Kid
Smile like a Donut

The Season 1 DVD of Stripperella (w/ Pam Anderson) has been released. I think I watched one episide of this thing last year. It was better than I expected, but still pretty darn bad. There is also a cheesy Stripperella flash game that features the character grabbing dollar bills in a Donkey Kong type environment.

Looks like Lil Kim will be going to jail for perjury – maybe for as much as 20 years. What I really enjoyed about the article though was its decscription of what Kim looks like:

As plastic surgery slowly transformed her from cute around-the-way girl to glam, top-heavy pinup, she morphed into a sexy fashionista who, for some, exemplified female empowerment.

I’m not sure ‘empowerment’ is how I’d refer to the results of all of Kim’s plastic surgery. Other than her nose disentegrating, she was well on her way to becoming the female Michael Jackson.

A lawmaker in Texas is going to try and ban ‘sexy’ cheerleading manuvers. No more ass shaking or grinding.

“It’s just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they’re shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down,” said Edwards, a 26-year veteran of the Texas House. “And then we say to them, ‘don’t get involved in sex unless it’s marriage or love, it’s dangerous out there’ and yet the teachers and directors are helping them go through those kind of gyrations.”

What was once looking so good, turns into the worst case scenerio in this ad.

Here are some porn DVD trailers for some Platinum X Pictures new releases.

Double D POV featuring Tory Lane [buy it]

Bit Tit Anal Whores also featuring Tory Lane [buy it]

Sinful Asians 4 featuring Lily Thai [buy it]

Intensities In 10 Cities starring Gloria Gucci [buy it]

Part 2 of the Alana Dante sex tape via Double Viking. Here is part 1 if you missed it.

Nicole Ritchie looks like she’s on the Olsen twin diet.

Jessica Alba pix from GQ

Bono launched a clothing company as a social activism statement. The brand name is Edun – nude backwards. How clever.

York University: Dolls, toys and lubricants, oh my!

Virginia Tech: Pornography is a threat to civilized society. This is the classic ‘the sky is falling’ article where porn is blamed for everything from rape to serial killings.

Jane Fonda has an autobiography coming out, and in it she reveals that her ex-husband forced her to have 3-way sex with him and other woman – sometimes prostitutes. Its a shame that the ex wasn’t Ted Turner, but rather Roger Vadim who she was married to from 67-73.

She states that Vadim – who was previously married to Brigitte Bardot – encouraged her to find other women willing to join them in bed, suggesting she used the skills she adopted in her Oscar-winning performance as a prostitute in the 1971 movie Klute.

She claims she agreed to the sexual encounters because he made her feel “less than perfect” and he said she was obliged to satisfy his sexual fantasies.

I suppose this isn’t too suprising considering Jane was well entrenched in the whole ‘make love, not war’ scene during Vietnam.

Prostitutes in the Netherlands have filed a formal complaint against policeman who are watching them have sex with their clients.

“Instead of focused inspections, they are coming and watching like monkeys,” the foundation said in a written complaint handed to the mayor.

The foundation wants Groningen Mayor Jacques Wallage to get police to cut down on the number of patrols to one per night instead of “up to a dozen an hour”.

That’d be an interesting job – watching a dozen John’s getting laid every hour for a whole night. Probably beats running radar.

Vanity Fair has posted a behind-the-scenes video from their swimsuit issue. Lots of pretty girls frolicking on the beach in tiny white bikinis.

Its mildly amusing for a few moments, but would have been better with less clothing.

Added a review of Crack Addict #2 from 3rd Degree Films.

One of my favorite porn girls over the past year, Lanny Barbie, has signed an exclusive contract with Vivid.

Barby (Barbie) will begin filming her first Vivid feature for director Paul Thomas on April 22. She performed almost exclusively in wall-to-wall and gonzo productions until now, with over 50 videos on her resume for companies such as Anabolic, Diabolic, New Sensations, Devil

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Lego Porn

The descent into ugliness continues for Britney Spears at Double Viking.

Daze Reader is taking a sabbatical partly due to a problem with Google. I have that same problem with Google ever since I changed domain names from GetSwank to Flaunting It – no idea what the problem is and they haven’t responded to my email inquiries.

Boing Boing has unearthed some prehistoric sex gadgets.