Condom ads are finally going to get some run on major network television. NBC has agreed to air ads after 10pm and the WB will air them after 9pm.

There are no laws banning condom ads in primetime, but the networks have taken the position that it invites backlash from family-values advocates, the newspaper said.

Yes yes, don’t upset the crazy religious loons. There shouldn’t be any problems with condom ads – if a network wants to allow ads for Viagra or Cialis, then they ought to be running condom ads right along with them … and Colt 45 too.

Isabel Samaras and her Pop Surrealism paintings put some of the favorite tv characters of the past into adult situations that make you look at them quite differently than you normally would. Make sure you check out the archives of her paintings section – excellent stuff in there.

The I Dream Of Genie episode everybody always wanted:

Natalie Glebova, Miss Canada, won the Miss Universe 2005. From her swimsuit photo, she deserved it.

Malaysia is going to try and block its citizens from accessing internet porn. Good luck with that.

Do as you are trained… AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Zoolander IMDB link, Zoolander poster.

I know its just hopeful speculation by a right wing kook with horrible hair, but the thought alone made me shudder:

The fawning media coverage she is guaranteed to receive from them and the more activist elements of the legacy media cannot yet be fully counteracted by talk radio and the blogosphere, barring the appearance of a sex tape starring Hillary and the aforementioned Miss Hilton.

More Jessica Simpson scans and candid pix than you can shake a stick at, including the new Enquirer pix.

Forbes has a pretty good run-down of the Perfect 10 v. Google lawsuit. Perfect 10 is suing because Google has links to sites that have stolen their images and because of the thumnails that Google maintains as part of their Image search.

One issue that was raised in this article that I hadn’t seen mentioned elsewhere is that the thumbnails Google maintains are the perfect size to fit on cell phones – and are potentially a killer for anybody looking to make big money off of cell phone porn.

Some free galleries:

Kaylani Lei
Simona
Avy Lee Roth (David Lee Roth’s daughter)
Vanessa
Penny Flame & Lexi

Proving she’s definately media savvy, Paris Hilton has jacked-up coverage of her Carl’s Jr. burger ad even further, by getting engaged to a guy named Paris.

I haven’t decided yet whether to take the over or the under on whether this marriage lasts longer than her sister’s did.

I’m going to take some time away from the site over Memorial Weekend, so this’ll be the last update until Monday evening. Have a great weekend!

Scans of all the nude celeb photos from Elton John’s AIDS charity book.

Lindsay Lohan bikini photos. She’s apparently been eating out with the Olsen twins alot lately.

A Katie Holmes nip slip

Ah, justice. A dentist who was squirting his semen into his female patients mouths with a syringe was sentenced to … 5 years probation. This guy is a sex offender, there is no way he should have been able to avoid jail time.

Jaggle has some pix of Anna Kournikova’s sweaty ass.

Its difficult to tell from the little thumbnail I’ve put here, but they have a series of larger pix for you to gawk at.

A middle aged woman in Oklahoma got upset with her ex-husband after she found a pubic hair on her vibrator that didn’t belong to him. (Don’t worry your silly head with questions as to why her ex-husband is still allowed to play w/ her vibrator.) So she set out to get some revenge.

She found him sleeping at a truck stop, and glued his left testicle to his leg using an entire bottle of super glue. The guy had no idea until he woke up and his balls were burning.

Thats evil, pure evil.

A giant Hardcore Teddy has been banned from a parade in Zurich. The reason given for the ban is classic politician crap – for the children:

“This bear is perverse, dominatrix and hardcore. We had to ban it because of the children,” Beat Seeberger-Quin, the project’s art director, told Reuters.

Private has launched the mini-site for Private Chateau, their new 3 part hardcore dynasty style drama. Its all in Flash, so I can’t link the individual items, but the site has the Trailer, preview pix, interviews w/ the girls and a bunch more.

Click the PERMALINK text below to see more preview shots from the DVD.

Buy the DVD @: Empire.

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This Saturday is the Masturbate-A-Thon in San Francisco which is a fund raiser for The Center For Sex & Culture. It works like some of those walk-a-thon things I remember as a kid where people pledge a certain amount of money per mile that you walk. Except the idea here is to pledge some cash for every minute you spend masturbating.

There will also be some individual competitions including: Longest time spent masturbating, Largest group wank, Most money raised, and Most orgasms.

And for those of you that like to watch, there will be a live webcam feed of the event.

A suspicious device stopped traffic for over an hour down in Florida:

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag and wrapped with duct tape. It looked like pipe bomb.

Turns out, it was just a prosthetic penis.

Wal-Marts in Germany (and 1 in the US also) are having singles nights where horny folks can tie a red ribbon onto their shopping cart to signify that they are shopping for more than just cheap clothes.

Four months ago, the singles night idea was rolled out in all Wal-Marts in Germany, with greeters at the entrance offering singles a large red bow (or a smaller one for shyer shoppers) to put on their carts to advertise their availability.

Bachelors and bachelorettes then go to “flirt points” around the store, in which a Wal-Mart associate or a supplier has a set-up station with singles-oriented products, like prepackaged meals.

Some advice, hold out for a better store to do something like this.

Now thats how you sell a keyboard! [via Gizmodo]

I’ve never been one to wear flip-flops (I like my Teva sandals), but these Reef Fanning flip-flips with a built-in bottle opener might change my mind. These would be the perfect shoes for kicking around the lake.

In an article thats mostly about some guy from the Counting Crows ordering hookers, comes this little tidbit:

In March, Itzler offered to make Paris Hilton a superstar escort, saying she could make $52 million a year with his guidance.

Too bad he couldn’t convince her to do it – that would have made for the best story ever.