Condom ads are finally going to get some run on major network television. NBC has agreed to air ads after 10pm and the WB will air them after 9pm.

There are no laws banning condom ads in primetime, but the networks have taken the position that it invites backlash from family-values advocates, the newspaper said.

Yes yes, don’t upset the crazy religious loons. There shouldn’t be any problems with condom ads – if a network wants to allow ads for Viagra or Cialis, then they ought to be running condom ads right along with them … and Colt 45 too.

Isabel Samaras and her Pop Surrealism paintings put some of the favorite tv characters of the past into adult situations that make you look at them quite differently than you normally would. Make sure you check out the archives of her paintings section – excellent stuff in there.

The I Dream Of Genie episode everybody always wanted:

Natalie Glebova, Miss Canada, won the Miss Universe 2005. From her swimsuit photo, she deserved it.

Malaysia is going to try and block its citizens from accessing internet porn. Good luck with that.

Do as you are trained… AND KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER!

Zoolander IMDB link, Zoolander poster.

I know its just hopeful speculation by a right wing kook with horrible hair, but the thought alone made me shudder:

The fawning media coverage she is guaranteed to receive from them and the more activist elements of the legacy media cannot yet be fully counteracted by talk radio and the blogosphere, barring the appearance of a sex tape starring Hillary and the aforementioned Miss Hilton.

More Jessica Simpson scans and candid pix than you can shake a stick at, including the new Enquirer pix.

Forbes has a pretty good run-down of the Perfect 10 v. Google lawsuit. Perfect 10 is suing because Google has links to sites that have stolen their images and because of the thumnails that Google maintains as part of their Image search.

One issue that was raised in this article that I hadn’t seen mentioned elsewhere is that the thumbnails Google maintains are the perfect size to fit on cell phones – and are potentially a killer for anybody looking to make big money off of cell phone porn.

Some free galleries:

Kaylani Lei
Simona
Avy Lee Roth (David Lee Roth’s daughter)
Vanessa
Penny Flame & Lexi

Proving she’s definately media savvy, Paris Hilton has jacked-up coverage of her Carl’s Jr. burger ad even further, by getting engaged to a guy named Paris.

I haven’t decided yet whether to take the over or the under on whether this marriage lasts longer than her sister’s did.

I’m going to take some time away from the site over Memorial Weekend, so this’ll be the last update until Monday evening. Have a great weekend!

Scans of all the nude celeb photos from Elton John’s AIDS charity book.

Lindsay Lohan bikini photos. She’s apparently been eating out with the Olsen twins alot lately.

A Katie Holmes nip slip

Ah, justice. A dentist who was squirting his semen into his female patients mouths with a syringe was sentenced to … 5 years probation. This guy is a sex offender, there is no way he should have been able to avoid jail time.