Ling Bai has been cut out of the new Star Wars movie (Revenge of the Sith) – supposedly because she will be appearing in Playboy at about the same time the movie opens. Until today, we’d never heard of Ling, but after hearing about the impending Playboy photos, and reading her thoughts on a bunch of Hollywood women – well, she might supplant Lucy Liu as our favorite Asian hottie.

“I can relate to women physically,” she said. “Angelina Jolie is sexy. Jennifer Aniston is sweet but not sexy. I preferred Natalie Portman when she was younger. She has lost something now.

“Queen Latifah is big but passionate. I love J.Lo’s curves. Naomi Campbell is sexy like a black panther. I love Kate Moss, who is like a cat. I think Paris Hilton is smart and I like her style.

“Meryl Streep is a great actress but I would just like to be her friend. Heather Graham is cut like a doll. Christina Ricci is kind of weird — sometimes she is fat, sometimes she is thin.

“The Olsen Twins are adorable and the fact that they are twins is a good omen. I’d like to hook up with both of them at the same time. Here is my shout-out: ‘Let’s get to know each other, Olsen Twins. Let’s do a meet and greet together.’ ”