Axe deoderant has unleashed a viral marketing video wherein a female deprived town in Alaska sprays itself w/ scent to attract women.

Melissa Joan Hart announced that she’s 3 months pregnant.

Melissa Joan Hart, the former star of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, is expecting her first child with husband, Mark Wilkerson, People magazine reports.

Hart, 29, is reportedly three months pregnant. The baby is slated for a January arrival.

Some very cool photography (particularly in the Style and Personal sections) of Roxy Erickson’s site. Thats also her picture here in this post.

Also check out Ronny Knight’s photogs – the Fashion section has some very neat and colorful photos in it (sans nudity).

And just because the chick is hot and I like the design – Roxanne. There is some nudity here, but you’ve got to dig thru the Lingerie section to find it.

Guy gets busted for hanging out in a septic tank in an outhouse looking up at girls while they use the bathroom. How the hell was that worth it? Has he never heard of Google? You can see all that kind of stuff you want to without the need to wallow around in human waste. [via BadAssMofo]

Jenna Haze is a free agent again. I haven’t seen anything with her in it in ages – hopefully that changes.

Extend your penis (or just disfigure it) with either the ViMax Extender or the Power Assist. The illustrations of the Power Assist in action make me want to cross my legs.

From The Onion – Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards.

“In this day and age, shame alone is no longer adequate to deter emitters,” Boston’s Father Antonio Luigi said. “Year after year, the worst polluters consistently go unpunished, leaving others to clean up the mess. Unless we start to actively regulate abuses, boys will have no incentive to curb their outputs.”

Subtle Lesbianism In Sports.

“This is the story of what women’s sports are all about, and the hardcore driving lesbian rage that resides within every successful female athlete.”

Just a couple of weeks after Mexican President Fox said some nonsense about Mexican migrants take jobs in the United States that “not even blacks” want, his government issues some monkey/blackface stamps based on an old comic book character called Memin Pinguin. Way to patch up that screw-up guys.

Why the hell is Paris Hilton walking around with a fake pregnancy suit on? Is she practicing what it’ll be like when she’s pregnant for real?

interview with Jessica ‘Washingtonienne’ Cutler. She’s like a train wreck – seriously fucked up, but you’ve still got to watch.

More: Jessica Cutler’s Playboy photos.

Thanks to Bobby for sending in these pictures he took of Jeff Gordon’s new girlfriend (and here I was believing the gay rumors) this past weekend at Sonoma.

I have not been able to get her name… but I did detect a foreign accent when she said “No” to my request for an autograph!

2 additional pix after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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Here’s something I didn’t expect to be discussing today – Jennifer Tilly’s poker skills. But, she actual went out to the WSOP in Vegas and won the $1,000 Ladies-Only No-Limit Hold’em event. She’s apprarently been dating Phil Laak (The Unabomber).

If you missed it last night, the King Kong trailer is online. I’ve been pumped for this movie since it was announced. Plus, its got Naomi Watts in it. [screencap from Mullholland Drive]

Something that was missing from the most recent Star Wars movies was all those cool glasses you could get back in the day from A&W or Hardees or Burger King with the characters on them. And not the cheap plastic crap that they are pushing these days, but glasses made from – gasp – real glass. I think those type of glasses were pretty much all I ever drank Kool-Aid from as a kid.

Now that I’m all grown up, I need to find these porn glasses that Ian Glitter photographed – they are more age-appropriate.

Peta Wilson is going to be in the new Superman movie to be released on 2006.

I’m glad and all that Nicole Ritchie was able to lose some weight and not look so frumpy all the time. But now that she’s gotten skinny as all get out, its kind of weirding me out that she’s starting to look alot like her old buddy, Paris Hilton.

Blonde hair, check. Big glasses, check. Gaudy jewelry, check. Collar bone protruding, check.

I’m just hoping that we aren’t headed for a Single White Female moment in the future.

A USB drive shaped like a thumb. Looks pretty real. How long before there are porn version of these with miniature penises or entire women’s bodies?

Coming soon to a strip club near you? The Lapjuicer is a device made for, ahem, extracting, uh, juices from strippers. Imagine ordering a drink in a juice bar and having a performer grab half an orange, slap it on this thing and then sit on it and grind it into the juicer to make your drink (notice the little glass that site below the seat to catch the juice).

I can’t decide if this is the best idea ever, or if its just too gross to think about drinking fresh squeezed juice mixed in with some ass sweat of a stripper named Candy. *shudder* The official site is here, but there isn’t any info as to whether you can buy this thing. [via Sexblo.gs]

An Illinois State Trooper has been suspended after he got caught having young couples strip instead of writing them traffic tickets.

Seeing a celebrity out on the street should be a fun experience, something you can remember and tell your friends about. But seeing Jack Nicholson out wearing a trenchcoat with a big black strap-on dildo hanging out the front of it crosses way into the surreal. You wouldn’t just remember seeing Jack, it’d be burned into your brain, haunting you in your dreams. [via JoBlo]

Would you kiss somebody wearing lip balm called Chicken Poop?

Hi-res photos of girls at at topless beach. Very good photos.

The 2257 debacle continues, this time with the Free Speech Coalition making a deal with the DOJ to get temporary immunity only for its members until their lawsuit can be litigated. I’m a bit disappointed in them, as they could have easily played hardball and forced the hearing now and most likely won a temp restraining order against the new regs.

This was certainly easier for them to do, but it smacks of an attitude of ‘justice for me, but not for thee’.