Axe deoderant has unleashed a viral marketing video wherein a female deprived town in Alaska sprays itself w/ scent to attract women.

Melissa Joan Hart announced that she’s 3 months pregnant.

Melissa Joan Hart, the former star of Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, is expecting her first child with husband, Mark Wilkerson, People magazine reports.

Hart, 29, is reportedly three months pregnant. The baby is slated for a January arrival.

Some very cool photography (particularly in the Style and Personal sections) of Roxy Erickson’s site. Thats also her picture here in this post.

Also check out Ronny Knight’s photogs – the Fashion section has some very neat and colorful photos in it (sans nudity).

And just because the chick is hot and I like the design – Roxanne. There is some nudity here, but you’ve got to dig thru the Lingerie section to find it.

Guy gets busted for hanging out in a septic tank in an outhouse looking up at girls while they use the bathroom. How the hell was that worth it? Has he never heard of Google? You can see all that kind of stuff you want to without the need to wallow around in human waste. [via BadAssMofo]

Jenna Haze is a free agent again. I haven’t seen anything with her in it in ages – hopefully that changes.

Extend your penis (or just disfigure it) with either the ViMax Extender or the Power Assist. The illustrations of the Power Assist in action make me want to cross my legs.

From The Onion – Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards.

“In this day and age, shame alone is no longer adequate to deter emitters,” Boston’s Father Antonio Luigi said. “Year after year, the worst polluters consistently go unpunished, leaving others to clean up the mess. Unless we start to actively regulate abuses, boys will have no incentive to curb their outputs.”

Subtle Lesbianism In Sports.

“This is the story of what women’s sports are all about, and the hardcore driving lesbian rage that resides within every successful female athlete.”

Just a couple of weeks after Mexican President Fox said some nonsense about Mexican migrants take jobs in the United States that “not even blacks” want, his government issues some monkey/blackface stamps based on an old comic book character called Memin Pinguin. Way to patch up that screw-up guys.

Why the hell is Paris Hilton walking around with a fake pregnancy suit on? Is she practicing what it’ll be like when she’s pregnant for real?

interview with Jessica ‘Washingtonienne’ Cutler. She’s like a train wreck – seriously fucked up, but you’ve still got to watch.

More: Jessica Cutler’s Playboy photos.

Thanks to Bobby for sending in these pictures he took of Jeff Gordon’s new girlfriend (and here I was believing the gay rumors) this past weekend at Sonoma.

I have not been able to get her name… but I did detect a foreign accent when she said “No” to my request for an autograph!

2 additional pix after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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Here’s something I didn’t expect to be discussing today – Jennifer Tilly’s poker skills. But, she actual went out to the WSOP in Vegas and won the $1,000 Ladies-Only No-Limit Hold’em event. She’s apprarently been dating Phil Laak (The Unabomber).