Coming soon to a strip club near you? The Lapjuicer is a device made for, ahem, extracting, uh, juices from strippers. Imagine ordering a drink in a juice bar and having a performer grab half an orange, slap it on this thing and then sit on it and grind it into the juicer to make your drink (notice the little glass that site below the seat to catch the juice).

I can’t decide if this is the best idea ever, or if its just too gross to think about drinking fresh squeezed juice mixed in with some ass sweat of a stripper named Candy. *shudder* The official site is here, but there isn’t any info as to whether you can buy this thing. [via Sexblo.gs]