Something that was missing from the most recent Star Wars movies was all those cool glasses you could get back in the day from A&W or Hardees or Burger King with the characters on them. And not the cheap plastic crap that they are pushing these days, but glasses made from – gasp – real glass. I think those type of glasses were pretty much all I ever drank Kool-Aid from as a kid.

Now that I’m all grown up, I need to find these porn glasses that Ian Glitter photographed – they are more age-appropriate.