Guy gets busted for hanging out in a septic tank in an outhouse looking up at girls while they use the bathroom. How the hell was that worth it? Has he never heard of Google? You can see all that kind of stuff you want to without the need to wallow around in human waste. [via BadAssMofo]

Jenna Haze is a free agent again. I haven’t seen anything with her in it in ages – hopefully that changes.

Extend your penis (or just disfigure it) with either the ViMax Extender or the Power Assist. The illustrations of the Power Assist in action make me want to cross my legs.

From The Onion – Vatican Tightens Nocturnal Emissions Standards.

“In this day and age, shame alone is no longer adequate to deter emitters,” Boston’s Father Antonio Luigi said. “Year after year, the worst polluters consistently go unpunished, leaving others to clean up the mess. Unless we start to actively regulate abuses, boys will have no incentive to curb their outputs.”