Intimate Teas are supposed to ‘increase your sexual passion’. Or you can just make your semen taste like maple with their other flavor of tea.

A lingerie weblog – Lingerie Dreams

Performance & Sound Magazine is holding a cover model search. I had no idea there were modeling agencies devote to ‘car girls’.

Oh my! Courtney Love is even worse off than I thought. These photos are apparently from the premiere of Rize.

More fat Courtney Love photos.

Tons of pictures of this orgy (its bigger than what I’ve got below) along with an explanation of why it was built.

Courtney Love looks huge next to Pam Anderson. Even her hand looks massive – approaching 2003 Anna Nicole Smith proportions.

The Scrolling Belt Buckle. Program it with cheesy pick-up lines and head to the bar.

Modern pin up girl photos at Java’s Bachelor Pad

Fight 2257 via Fleshbot.

Christina Ricci – the sexy forehead.

Mary Carey has a secret desire to have a lesbian 3-way with the Bush twins. Funny thing, I imagine there are lots of guys that have a secret desire like that too.

The American Film Institute has released their list of the Top 100 movie quotes of all time. The quote at the top of the list is not suprising:

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,” “Gone With the Wind,” 1939.

The one quote that seems a glaring omission to me is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s “I’ll be back” line in The Terminator.

UPDATE: Well, crap. The “I’ll be back” line is in there. Don’t know how I missed it the first time – I even did a search for ‘back’ that came up empty.

Adult DVD Empire is running a couple of promotions right now:

Buy Otto & Audrey Destroy the World, you get a free t-shirt.

Spend $60 on porn DVDs and get a free mainstream DVD.

I’ve always been a bit of a poster junkie, so why not share my obsession with you all. My favs in this batch are the AeonFlux poster and the teaser poster for Scanner Darkly.

Some preview pix from the latest out of Digital Playground – Jack’s Playgound 23 . The trailer is here.

In order, the girls are Smokie Flame, Montanna Rae and Venus.

More pix after the jump.

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Limelight Girls 12 gets released on Wednesday. These DVDs always feature a bunch of cute natural-looking girls that are new to the industry. Its not available yet, but Empire will have it in a couple of days.

Couple of pix of the girls from the DVD after the jump.

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Sure to be a party favorite, the Anal Ring Toss sex toy.

And some older stuff I forgot to publish back when I first noticed them.

Animal penis shaped dildos @ Eros Blog.

Forgot where I saw this: A low budget sex doll.

Digital Playground has a new girl under contract – Sophia Santi, who went by the name Natalia Cruze when she was runner-up Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2005.

The Free Speech Coalition filed their lawsuit to fight the new 2257 regs late last week. They are seeking a temporary restraining order to keep the Justice Dept from enforcing the new regs.

I hope they win, but for now, I’m in the process of making this site compliant by removing all the hardcore stuff. Should the regs get overturned, I’ve got all my original images in a separate directory and can simply re-upload them to get right back where I started.

We’ve already shown you some of the Japanese titles here, but now comes the sort-of-official announcement that porn titles for the PSP will be available soon.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is pimping Hanes underwear. Where is the ad with the thong, or the hotpants?

The new Rolling Stone [buy it] has Jessica Alba on the cover, and the interview has some interesting quotes:

“I got plenty of ass.”

The body. Hers of the mesmerizing torso showcased to full, undulating perfection in several films, most recently Sin City and in this month’s summer opus Fantastic Four, and bested only by the aforementioned ass, a heart-shaped beauty that sends men into fits of sputtering praise, but an ass that Alba nonetheless believes is a tad too large.

“I hear people in this industry talking shit all the time about how Jennifer Lopez is fat,” she says tersely. “And I know if they’re calling her fat, they’re saying the same shit about me.”

Sex Tech Conquers Nasty Past. How sex gadgets went almost entirely from being anti-sex (chastity belts, etc) to almost entirely sexual aids.

More on the new 2257 regs. I’m already in the process of purging some images from the site to comply. So if you see broken images, or occasional black bars – thats the reason.

More video-game porn. I think this one is a photoshop though.

I’m heading out of town for a day and a half. Updates will resume on Friday.

Egotastic has 4 photos of Liz Phair in a see-thru top.

It appears that the Jessica Simpson / Bam Margera sex story was just a way to get $8k out of the tabloids.

And finally, the job I’d love to have – getting paid $100k to blog about the Dukes of Hazzard for a year. Why didn’t I hear about this sooner?