Is Britney trying to copy Demi Moore’s life? K-Fed looks alot like Ashton Kutcher recently (its the hillbilly beards), and now she’s going to pose nude while pregnant in Vanity Fair. Hmm, I wonder where they got that idea from? And shame on Vanity Fair for being so damn unoriginal that they have to re-create something from the past rather than think of new ideas.

Angelina Jolie spent $1500 in a sex shop recently. Gee, and all she got Brad Pitt for the trip was meningitis.

The DVD for Constantine was released this week. This movie actually had a ton more potential than what the film ended up being, but it was still pretty solid. This is the rare film where a sequel could actually be better than the original movie (though I don’t think we’ll see one).

You can also try to win the DVD here if you don’t think its worth buying.

The Justice Dept has responded to a few issues in the 2257 litigation. There are no bombshells in this article, but thats good because at this point a bombshell would be to find out something was going to be intrepreted stricter than expected.

Related: Adult DVD Empire is having a 2257 sale – everything is 22.57% off.

Crossing an ATM with a slot machine. This particular one is just a side game that waives the fee if you win, but I’m sure something like this will hit Vegas soon.

In India, about 200 people caught watching porn at a local theater were forced to do 10 sit-ups in public as punishment. It was supposed to humiliate them I suppose. It sucks that they are cracking down on porn over there, but it is encouraging that this is the type of punishment being handed out.

Its certainly alot better than whats going on in Iran, where gay men are being hanged in public.

Probably a smart move for Colin Farrell to pre-emptively sue over the sex tape that he made with Playboy Playmate Nicole Narain a couple of years ago. Although I’m suprised he didn’t find a way to do it without actually admitting that the tape really existed.

The DVD isn’t even available for pre-order yet, but I saw these preview pix from Digital Playground – Jack’s Teen America 6 and they were too good to wait.

In order, the girls are Nikki Benz (2), Eva Angelina (2), and Tory Lane.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Nikki Benz [official site] look this good.

All the pix are after the jump (click the PERMALINK text below).

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From MAXIM UK – Twisted Sisterz.

Just a few galleries of hot ladies I collected over the weekend.

Jezebell w/ glass dildo.

Jelena in purple fishnets

Isabel Ice

Tiffany taking a bath

And, the smokin’ hot Cassia (pictured). Cassia is just about as good as it gets, though I could do without the tattoo.

Rob Thomas comes out as a fan of internet porn.

“My entire life now is internet porn. It’s nice and easy – hopefully, I’ll never have to buy another porn magazine again.”

Then he drops this gem about his wife:

“And my wife’s one of my best porn partners. When you’ve got a woman that has a degree, loves James Bond movies and will watch a porno with you, that’s a keeper.”

Um, he just described my life.

Is it only a matter of time until the lap dance as we currently know it is a thing of the past? Seems that way with many of the regulations City’s are trying to push thru. This time, its Seattle that wants dancers 4 feet away from customers when performing lap dances and wants tips to be put into a special container, rather than in the dancer’s clothing.

Sex advice: Why are my labia purple?

The gal that played Rogue in the X-Men movies. Kinda starting to look like Juliette Lewis, but without all the skank. Another pic after the jump.

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Hillary Clinton wants a federal investigation into GTA: San Andreas because of the sex mod available for it on the internet.

Yep, good thing its only those damn Republicans that are pushing their morals on us. At least we still have the Dems to rely on. Oh shit.

Its apparently just a prototype, but if the Optimus Keyboard is ever released to the public, I’d buy it on the first day just for the cool factor.

Each of the keys on this thing is actually a tiny LCD screen that can be customized to match whatever program you are working in – at the link above they have a Photoshop specific keyboard setting, and one for the game Quake. [link via Uber Gizmo]

Tristan went out on assignment for the Village Voice to check out anal bleaching (no, its not an urban legend).

Likewise, anal bleaching is based on the idea that there is one perfect shade of ass. If you’ve seen as many cunts and rumps as I have, you know that this is false. Every person’s nether regions have their own unique look (and personality, for that matter). I’m not interested in all of us having identical coochies!

This I know for sure: The pinkest, happiest buttholes I’ve ever seen are those that have been stroked, licked, and fucked till they couldn’t help but blush with contentment (lots of blood rushing to the area helped too). And each one looked perfect to me.

The SF Chronicle has an interview with Bai Ling.

Our fascination with her goes way back:
Bai Ling Gets Nude, Gets Fired, Bai Ling Goes Blonde, Bai Ling Playboy Photos.

The jury has been selected for the Cameron Diaz nude photos lawsuit. I wonder if Fox/CNN/MSNBC will be covering this trial like the Michael Jackson fiasco.

Saw this ad today for a DVD on how to enlarge your penis. I would love to get ahold of this thing for a review (hint, hint), because there is no way I’m paying the $50 that AVN is asking.

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