I haven’t watched a single episode of Kill Reality on E!, but after reading this, I’m gonna start.

“The whole cast was drunk or wasted throughout the taping, and everyone was having sex with everyone else,” says the insider. “Not only were there orgies, but at one point someone relieved himself on Trishelle [Canatella, of Real World: Las Vegas and Playboy fame] in full view of the cameras

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Kelle Marie stripping

Mrs. Storm, MILF.

Claudia Rossi w/ anal beads.

Vanessa, now thats a nice butt.

Valerie from Rookie Babe.

Yanna from Hegre.

Jesse Jane has been named the host of the 2006 AVN Awards in Vegas. I’m planning on being there this year.

Szandora

Scar 13

Tophap tattooed chick

Miss Bunny

A Missouri law that had banned semi-nude lapdances was ruled unconstitutional by a judge on Friday. Nice to see some good news every once and a while.

“The state may not limit persons of majority age from engaging in lawful expressive conduct protected by the 1st Amendment of the United States Constitution without a substantial and direct connection to adverse secondary effects, a showing that has not been made,” Callahan said in the declaratory judgment.

Under the law, signed in July by Gov. Matt Blunt, seminude lap dances would have been banned and dancers would have had to stay at least 10 feet from each other. Customers would have faced misdemeanor charges for tucking money into a dancers’ G-strings, and the minimum age for dancers and customers would have risen from 19 to 21.

A man who was raped by 3 women is so traumatized that he won’t speak. I think he won’t talk because he’s trying to burn the image of getting it on w/ 3 different chicks in a row into his brain before allowing any new thoughts to creep in.

Hurricane porn? I guess thats a fair description of what we all saw on TV today. I was actually suprised the damage wasn’t worse, though I suspect we’ll see more with TV crews able to get in helicopters more easily over the next couple of days.

From the Doc Johnson press release:

Shaped like the animals they are named after, the Mini Mini Rabbit and the Mini Mini Mouse are both approximately two inches from head to tail and approximately one-inch wide. The rubber animal casing contains a remarkably powerful micro-bullet that is operated by a multi-speed controller.

Its not often that a press release for a new product will understate a products capabilities, but I think “remarkably powerful micro-bullet” doesn’t do the Mini Mini Rabbit/Mouse justice. I’m not sure whether its the small size compared to other bullets, or the rubber material (as opposed to the hard plastic most bullets are made of), but the Mini Mini Rabbit has some serious vibration going on. With a turn-knob speed setting that goes from fast to insanely fast (there is no slow throbbing setting), this little toy will definately get things heated up in a hurry.

This little gadget comes in two different varieties – a rabbit (pink or white) and a mouse (purple or blue). The control mechanism takes 2 AA batteries and is about the size of an iPod Shuffle

This is a great starter product for the sex toy beginner. Its cute rather than odd looking, and is small enough to not intimidate even the most timid of folks. Of course, once turned on, cute is the last word you’d use to describe the Mini Mini – despite its appearance and small stature, its a serious clit toy.

Available for purchase from: Amazon.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for their next big budget film, Pirates.

This is a very clever use of a press release.

Kong and Kong Black Voodoo male enhancement tablets and capsules denies rumours that Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy, 50 cent or Eminem are sponsoring Kong at this time.

By doing that, they ensure that everybody with any of those names doing a Google News search (or who has an Alert set) will get this as a result.

Would you believe the images below are ads for toilet paper. French toilet paper, no less. They even make black toilet paper.

The poster on the left for Saw 2 was the original version – but it got smacked down by the MPAA for being too graphic. The poster on the right is the modified version – I actually like it better.

Ms Monroe does anal and Ms Valley has horrendously large breasts.

Rebels/Terrorists from the National Liberation Front of Tripura (NLFT) in northeast India are making porn films to finance their activities. In some cases, they are forcing women and men from captured villages to be unwilling participants. Here’s what one of the guys responsible for turning the raw footage into edited and packaged DVDs had to say.

“We get a lot more money , much above our normal rates, to process these films and deliver a sleek final product.

“We know the insurgents are behind these films. When we process their raw stock, we can see boys standing around with automatic rifles and revolvers pulling in girls but we are supposed to cut all that out and just concentrate on the sex,” the owner said.

“It is very good money and we don’t think it is right to question the insurgents anyway,” he said.

Not right to question the ‘insurgents’. How very noble.

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Playboy is going to release a digital version of its magazine online. And even though this sounds just like what their website currently has, but its not.

The digital version will be an exact reproduction of the print magazine, I imagine much in the same style of Senze Magazine

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Using sex to sell socks.

Johnny Depp is joking about making a porn film with Tim Burton.

“I don’t want to be typecast as an eccentric. Maybe I should do something totally different and film a cracking porn film with Tim.”

He’s going to be so disappointed that Edward Penishands has already been made.

Fat boy and uber-sweaty chef, Mario Batali doesn’t bring to mind images of orgies to me, but four of his restruant workers got all hot and had an orgy on the bar at Bistro Du Vent after the restruant had closed. The whole thing was caught on the security camera’s, and after much of the staff watched the video the next day, the 4 participants were all fired.

The Dodge Tomahawk concept motorcycle. This thing is 2+ years old, and it still looks wicked.

If all I showed you was this picture, you’d probably never figure out that this is a My Sweet Pee kit to allow girls to pee while standing up. The girls actually pee onto the pink thing while standing and it then runs down the fold and into the toilet. Clever.

Of course, if your girl has mad skillz like Mrs. FlauntingIt, she could just literally hover over public toilets without ever actually touching them.