Alberto Gonzales is talking up his anti-obscenity campaign, while Sexploration questions why its happening at all.

I voted for Bush, but can we just call a special election now and get somebody else in there?

Careful boys, that hot chick you are dating just might turn cold if you marry her.

Poor Lou Ferrigno. He shows up to the Stunt Awards and has to wear a HULK tie to make sure people realize who he is.

Zero Tolerance made Mike Tyson an offer to appear in porn videos, and he declined – citing moral reasons.

Yep, a guy who bit off part of Holyfield’s ear, told Lennox Lewis that he wanted to eat his children, and spent 5+ years in prison for rape, has ‘moral’ issues with appearing in porn.

Here are a few new posters that I liked. None of these are yet available for purchase, but they will eventually be available from All Posters.

I’m very suprised by the Harry Potter posters I’ve seen, they are really embracing the darker aspects of the Goblet of Fire movie. Glad to see them migrate away from just the kiddie crowd.

Defiance Films has put up a trailer and promo galleries for their latest DVD, POV Handjobs.

Sin City has an entire micro-site for Sodom that includes galleries and a trailer. Buy it at Empire

They (Sin City) has also started offering porn trailers for the PSP – which is an excellent idea.

American Hardcore also has 4 new trailers up. Never heard of their label before.

Paris Hilton is under investigation in Maryland for allegededly offering alcohol and drugs to some teenagers.

The allegations stem from an episode of reality show The Simple Life: Interns, when Hilton reportedly offered teens marijuana and bourbon to “loosen them up” for a taped segment. One of the teens involved has told police, “She loaded myself and two other underage kids on shots of Jack Daniels to loosen us up for the show.”

Adult starlet Julie Robbins died in a car crash this past week. Her webmaster has posted information about her death at her LiveJournal site if you are interested.

Related: Julie Robbins porn DVDs.

Mary Carey shows off some of her artistic abilities as she body paints at the Kick Ass Pictures Art Show Four. She looks like she’s thinned down a bit from a year ago.



Related: Mary Carey DVD library, The Mary Carey Experience.

Nella from Beauty Is Devine (pictured).

Jana in the shade.

Caro is uber-thin. Also, here is a video of Caro.

Nikki Blond hardcore anal.

Paulina is a cute brunette.

3 way lesbian dildo-fest.

Laci Adams, looking a bit like Jesse Jane.

Cool little Flash re-creation of The Shining in 30 seconds, as performed by bunnies.

Dana Daurey isn’t normally a scary looking woman, but this is just horrid.

Being scary looking is bad enough, but when you start to look like a character from Mars Attacks, well, you may want to put down the eyeshadow and let your hair down so people don’t think you pulled it up like that to hide your huge smooth grey alien cranium.

A list of sexual positions in porn movies too difficult for amateurs to pull off.

The Position: Up and Over
Difficulty Level: 8.5
The Move: This one starts out simply enough, with your garden-variety doggie style, but quickly descends into a nightmare as you get into it, planting your legs on either side of her and essentially crouching over top while still pounding away like a carpenter.

Say the Judges: “Two words: leg cramp,” says Mike. “I couldn’t figure out where to put my hands so I kept trying to plant them on her back to keep my balance. That was uncomfortable for her because I was leaning all my weight into her shoulder blades. We did it once, we never did it again.”

Can’t use this in band class.

Tyra Banks proves her breasts are real by undergoing a sonagram on her new TV talk show.

“I’m tired of this rumor. It’s something that’s followed me forever,” the supermodel said Tuesday on “The Tyra Banks Show.”

After Banks asked the men in the audience to leave, Dr. Garth Fisher from ABC’s “Extreme Makeover” performed a touch test and then the sonogram. He concluded: “Tyra Banks has natural breasts; there are no implants.”

Asked the men to leave… tsk tsk, such a prude.

Oh my, Courtney Love is turning into the new Anna Nicole Smith.

It wasn’t all that long ago that I was noticing that Courtney moved from hot to gross in the blink of an eye. Well, I think we all blinked.

What the hell is Jenny McCarthy wearing here? If the peach and teal checkerboard dress isn’t bad enough, she blends in with the carpet and backdrop as well.

The trailer for Capote has been released. The film stars Philip Seymore Hoffman as Truman Capote. Looks like it’ll be a slow, but interesting film

Official site.

Plaboy models lining up at a cover party for the October issue. All those football jersey’s and tops are painted on.

After the PERMALINK jump, there is a close-up picture of Kelly Peters painted on top.

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Its Talk Like A Pirate Day today. The pick-up lines are good, but these are classic.

8. “Do ya mind if the parrot watches?”

7. “Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”

6. “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”