Sep
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Talk Like A Pirate
Its Talk Like A Pirate Day today. The pick-up lines are good, but these are classic.
8. “Do ya mind if the parrot watches?”
7. “Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”
6. “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”
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