Perhaps the days of guys getting short-changed in the sex toy business are coming to an end. Or perhaps the Japanese are just living up to their reputation as sex freak technophiles with this mechanical masturbator.

This thing is so big it wouldn’t even fit in most people’s ‘sex drawer’. Perhaps it would be better if this thing was a convertable device with the hand being replacable by a small light bulb and shade. With some slight modifications, it could double as a lamp.