How to re-grow your foreskin.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Jack’s Big Ass Show.

Leave it to the politicians to keep on talking about something that nobody wants – the .XXX top-level domain. Mark Pryor (D-Ark.) had this to say during some congressional hearings:

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Had to make a last minute trip half-way across the country. Back in a couple of days and the porn will return then.

An Italian researcher is claiming that couples with TVs in their bedrooms have sex half as often as couples without a TV in there.

The study found certain programmes are far more likely to impede passion than others. Violent films will put a stop to sexual relations for half of all couples, while reality shows stem passion for a third of couples.

Scientists are going to create a human-rabbit hybrid creature for reasearch. Were they inspired by Frank from Donnie Darko?

Talking vibrators are written up over at Fleshbot. They need to make one that says, “Mine’s bigger than his” just to mess with guys that feel threatened by sex toys in bed with them while they are getting down with their woman.

The slideshow preview from DirtyColin.com is being hosted over at Yeeeah. The dead Tinkerbell handbag is cool too.

The Superficial has the goods on Justin Timberlake and Eminem getting married. Be a much cooler story if it was to eachother.

Scans of the Liz Hurley Esquire spread at SaveManny.

The Concerned Women Of America thinks Barbie and Mattel are under the influence of the ‘transgender movement’. Their first tip might have been that Barbie doesn’t have a vagina.

Digital Playground has released the trailer for Marvelous featuring Jesse Jane and Codi Milo. The DVD has a street date of January 26th, but can be pre-ordered right now from Empire.

As always, another great looking title from Digital Playground – what else would you expect at this point. Click the PERMALINK text below for more pix of Jesse Jane and Codi Milo.

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The Colin Farrell sex tape was released today, at least for a while at DirtyColin.com, but the site is not accessable right now. No idea whether thats a permanent thing, or just temporary. Fleshbot has more.

Just one more quick note. If you are the least bit excited about this news, go check out the Miami Vice teaser trailer. It’ll make you realize just what a B-lister Colin actually is.

From the creaters of ass-vertising we get a spoof advertisement for Penex, a drug to help out people who have a perpetual hard-on, (technical term: Perpetual Penile Distention or Hyper Erectile Bloat).

Mr. Blackwell released his 10 Worst Dressed List. Not much to argue with here, though I think I would have put Britney at #2 and elevated Mary-Kate only because Brit has the pregnancy excuse and Mary-Kate, well, I don’t think that drugs is an excuse.

1. Britney Spears
2. Mary-Kate Olsen
3. Jessica Simpson
4. Eva Longoria
5. Mariah Carey
6. Paris Hilton
7. Anna Nicole Smith
8. Shakira
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Renee Zellweger

Use code # 907181 to get $5 off $50 at Adult DVD Empire.

Check out the Empire Bestsellers or their huge 40% off overstock list if you are shopping. Among those on sale for under $16:

Reign of Tera
Bella Loves Jenna
100% Dirty Slut
Affirmative Action 5

The beautiful Optimus keyboard, with tiny LED screens for keys, it actually going to get released – possibly as early as next month. Now, you’ll be able to program your A key to display and ass, and the M key for your favorite MILF.

Previously: Optimus keyboard prototype.

A series of Christina Aguilera burlesque photos. [via SoftBlog.it]

Congrats to the folks over at Digital Playground for the huge success of Pirates at the AVN awards.

Joone’s ‘Pirates’ took 11 top trophies at AVN’s 2006 Award Show, more honors than any single video or film production in the shows’ 23-year history. The awards included Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor, Best Director, Best DVD, Best Video Feature, Best High-Definition Production, Best Special Effects, Best Music, Best All-Girl Sex Scene and Best On-Line Marketing Campaign.

Buy Pirates from Empire.

Previously: Pirates trailer released, Pirates premiere party pix.

Naomi Cambell confirms that she’s a stuck-up whore.

Pink got married to motocross racer Carey Hart. I don’t think alot of guys are upset that she’s off the market now.

A Piece of CAKE is a new book out there on female sexuality (the fun kind, not the women’s lib men are crap kind). There is even a blog for the book at the Cake NYC site.

Below is a synopsis:

CAKE has the answers for women who want to explore and express their sexuality. Help yourself to A Piece of Cake, and get the dish on body image, fantasies, masturbation, vibrators, porn, orgasm, female ejaculation, partner sex, dirty talk, exhibitionism, casual sex, sexual identity, power dynamics, and threesomes — all the ingredients for female sexual pleasure!

Wired has a story about the impact of satellite TV on Turkey, including that of porn. Perhaps porn can be what finally brings the Muslim world out of its repressed 14th-century ways. Though for porn to have an impact, it’ll have to happen against the wishes of the governments in the Islamic countries.