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Upcoming DVDs
Our upcoming DVDs page has been updated.
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Cheap Porn Alert
Got a new coupon code for you from Adult DVD Empire:
937433 to save $3 on your next ADULT order of $25 or more
Good thru this Thursday.
Here’s some new DVDs for you to use the coupon on.




If you haven’t used a coupon at Empire before, here’s the instructions.
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Ex-Wife On eBay
Just another by-product of relationships gone wrong – whomever has the naked digital pictures will sell them on eBay. Hey, their pain is our gain.
The girl is cute, though I’d like to see more than 2 thumbnails before making the decision to purchase or not.
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Spillebout Nudes
Some very cool nude photography from Olivier Spillebout (scroll down to the “Nu” section). I also really like the way the individual model set pages are designed.

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Silicone Cock Ties
These Silicone Cock Ties from Doc Johnson are probably the most the most versitile cock ring style device that you could ever have.
Without going thru the trial and error process of getting a high quality cock ring to fit properly, most folks just end up buying some kind of 3 pack in various sizes. The trouble with them is that the largest of the 3 is only useful if you have the girth of a Pepsi can, and the smallest looks like its gonna hurt once you get an erection – so you are left with only the middle size – and maybe it fits good, probably it doesn’t.
Thats where these adjustable cock ties come in to fix the problem. You only have 1 device to hide in the sex toy drawer rather then 3 and you can get the exact fit that you want. And in the off-chance that something goes wrong and your cock ring starts hurting you and you have trouble getting it off – well good luck with a traditional cock ring, but with the ties, you just have to pull on the bead to loosen the fit. The package actually comes with 2 different ties – one thats just for the penis and another that has 2 adjustable sections in it – one for the penis and one for the testicles.
One thing I was afraid of with these ties was that I thought I’d get pinched when tightening up the bead to the desired size after slipping it on. But it didn’t happen. After safely getting it on the first time, I actually tried to see if it would pinch if I was more careless or rough in the tightening up process, but it always cinched down smoothly with no pinching.
The other possible problem – does the loose ends of the silicone tie poke you or your girl – turned out to be a non-issue as well. The silicone is so soft and rounded on the end that it doesn’t poke or scratch. In fact, neither I or the Mrs. ever feel the loose ends during ‘testing’.
Overall, a highly recommended device and a great alternative to a more traditional cock ring – particularly if you have problems with a comfortable fit with other rings.
The Doc Johnson Silicone Cock Ties are available in purple, black, or pink and you can buy them for $9.95 from Adult DVD Empire.
Previous: Doc Johnson Mini Mini Rabbit review.
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Kid Rock Sues To Stop Porn
Not suprisingly, Kid Rock has sued Red Light District over the sex tape they were planning on distributing featuring him, Scott Stapp, and some groupies. Late last week, a judge went ahead and issued a temporary restrainging order against Red Light that keeps them from distributing the tape until they can have a hearing on the issue.
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Around The Horn
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More Nude Men
The new cover of Vanity Fair, the one with the nude Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson has gotten people talking about why there are no nude males on magazine covers. And adding to the issue is the fact that Rachel McAdams (of Wedding Crashers fame) was supposed to be on the cover with Keira and Scarlett but decided she didn’t like the nudity – so they replaced her with the clothed guy.
Writing in Salon.com, Rebecca Traister called the cover an “over-the-top orgy of self-love, misogyny and idiocy” by Ford. Of McAdams, who also starred in “Red Eye” and “The Family Stone” in 2005, she wrote: “There you have it, ladies, straight from Vanity Fair. We don’t care if you star in three successful movies in one year; if you won’t get naked for a ‘threesome,’ you can forget your spot in our pages!”
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Idol Twins
The O’Donohue twins from American Idol have posed for MAXIM. Nothing annoys me more than twins that always appear together. Get your own life.
UPDATE: The pictures were apparently taken 2 years ago.
There’s news of yet another Paris Hilton sex tape, this time with Playboy gal Nicole Lenz. This is such an undramatic moment in sex tape history that it almost isn’t even newsworthy
The existence of this tape was rumored on this website back in 2003. Of course, with Paris its a pretty safe bet to just circulate rumors of a Paris + Whomever sex tape – chances are that its likely true.
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Hottest Athlete
ESPN is running a poll to determine the hottest female athlete. Of the group they have listed, I think Maria Sharapova and Tanith Belbin are the cutest – but where are all the beach volleyball girls?
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A Scanner Darkly Posters
A handful of new posters for the upcoming film A Scanner Darkly have been released along with a trailer. If you haven’t seen anything about this film, you’ve got to check out the trailer – it looks different than anything I’ve ever seen.
Below are the character posters for the film, after the jump is a large version of the primary theatrical poster.




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DVD Review: Spank Me
Put up a new DVD review for Spank Me I’m A Bad Girl from Colossal Entertainment.

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President’s Day Folly
A girl was asked to remove her ‘Nobody Knows I’m A Lesbian’ t-shirt for picture day. Like usual, the heavy-handedness of the school backfired.
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Bond Girl, Lara Croft
Golden Fiddle has pictures of both the new Lara Croft – Karima Adebibe, and the new Bond girl – Eva Green.
Karima at least resembles Angelina Jolie, but poor Eva Green isn’t very good looking. Reminds me of a pre-historic Jennifer Gardner.
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New Ninn DVD
Ninn Worx has released their newest DVD, Neo Pornographia 4. If you haven’t ever seen a Ninn film, you’ve got to pick one up. Its an entirely different experience than the average porn film.
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Evan Seinfeld Talks Marriage
Evan Seinfeld writes in Stuff Magazine about what its like being married to a porn star (Tera Patrick). Doesn’t sound much different from most people’s lives. Except that whole naked on film thing.
So she wants me to lose weight, and it’s a sore spot. To be naked is one thing. To be naked on film forever – overweight and humping – is something else altogether.
Tera Patrick DVDs: Desperate, Reign of Tera.
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Kid Rock Sex Tape
Red Light District has obtained a Kid Rock sex tape (featuring Scott Stapp of Creed). More info at AVN.
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Tom Cruise’s Investigator
Tom Cruise is all pissed off that a writer has hired a porn star to investigate him for an upcoming biography.
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Mobile Porn Being Accepted
The Chicago Tribune has an article up on the porn industry’s plans for wireless phones. What strikes me about this article is how positive the adult industry is portrayed – particularly their quick adaptation to new technologies. And there isn’t a negative angle in the whole story. The closest it comes is the quote in the closing paragraph from the Family Research Council saying they are keeping an eye on things.
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