Evan Seinfeld writes in Stuff Magazine about what its like being married to a porn star (Tera Patrick). Doesn’t sound much different from most people’s lives. Except that whole naked on film thing.

So she wants me to lose weight, and it’s a sore spot. To be naked is one thing. To be naked on film forever – overweight and humping – is something else altogether.

Tera Patrick DVDs: Desperate, Reign of Tera.