A lady is pissed (and probably on the verge of filing a lawsuit) after sitting down at her computer to show off baby shower pictures on a photo CD from Wal-Mart. She fired up the CD, and the first picture was a naked chick spread eagle – and it wasn’t mother in the delivery room. In fact, the whole CD was filled with porn photos that apparently got mixed up with her order.

What I find most amazing is that there is somebody out there taking nude pictures – and getting them developed at Wal-Mart. Try a digital camera.

There seems to be more and more of these porn-horror DVDs being made recently – this one is called Grub Girl and its based on the Verotik comics and has a soundtrack from Glenn Danzig. The plot is basically that Brittney Skye plays a zombie hooker.

The trailer from NorthStar Associates gives a pretty good look at the film, with lots of blood and hard fucking. Looks interesting.

Buy it from: Empire.

The Olympics is back, but this time its the sucky winter version – where the sports are better but the women are all covered up. They need to add women’s snow volleball as an official sport, that way scenes like this and these would have erect nipples to stare at in addition to the asses.

Madonna tries to get a better look at her clit.

I noticed a couple of interesting new books over at Amazon today:

First Hand: An Erotic Guide to Fisting. The only review at Amazon is from the author, but this might be worth picking up just for the cover.

And then there is this one:

Sex & Death In Television Town – A band of hermaphrodite gunslingers fight for their lives in a desert infested with crispy black demons. Along with a motley collection of survivors (including a sex-crazed female samurai modified to resemble a bipedal stegosaurus) they take refuge in the only safe haven left: Telos . . . a strange town near the end of the world, where the citizens have televisions instead of heads.

Looking at these sexual statistics will keep you busy for 5-10 mintues.

Average Ejaculatory Speed – 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). Once it enters the vagina, the sperm takes 5 minutes to cross the 6 inches of territory to the cervix (.0011 mph), namely because they no longer have flight accommodations and must hoof it on foot, so to speak.

Here’s a new coupon code for Adult DVD Empire. Just enter code 937429 during checkout to save $10 on your next order of $100 or more. (Offer Expires 2/09/2006)

New cherry-flavored soda claims to be aphrodisiac. Its called Turn On and is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine and has been ‘banned’ in France & Denmark (perhaps for false advertising, but there are no details in the story). Foodblogging has actually done a review of this drink – they say it tastes like sparkling Red Bull (apparently not a good thing), and it didn’t work.

More: Turn On – a love drink official site.

Britney Spears is pregnant again? [via BadAssMofo] This is either not true at all, or proof of Britney’s sub-standard IQ. And she’s already such a great mom…

Lauren Pope photos from Zoo Magazine.

Need a Valentine’s Day resturaunt suggestion?

Advice on how to get a killer lapdance.

I’m having a hard time believing that surgical castration is seriously being discussed for sex criminals.

Under a law approved in 1999, criminals convicted of certain sex crimes in Virginia can be held in treatment facilities, even after they have completed their prison sentences, if a judge determines that they remain a threat to the community.

Under Hanger’s bill, such offenders could choose a surgical procedure known as orchiectomy, in which the testicles are removed, in exchange for their freedom after serving their prison sentences.

I know they are giving the inmates a choice in the matter, but it seems to me that a choice between having your testicles removed or remaining in prison for decades after you’ve served your court-imposed sentence is bordering on the ‘cruel and unusual’.

I love it when my wife send me links to things, especially when its Pierced Attachable Nipples .

Thailand is stepping up their war on internet porn by adding hundreds of government employees whose job will be to scour the internet searching for materials that violate Thai laws.

They are also going to add surveillance to post office boxes in Thailand to make sure that nobody is receiving porographic magazines or DVDs thru the postal service. They also launched a radio show where citizens can call in and rat out porn websites.

Related: Babes In Thailand 2, Girls of Thailand, Clash of the Teen Thais

The foot fetish is probably the 2nd thing non-fetish people think of when someone mentions fetish to them (bondage being 1st). Here are a couple of new foot fetish sites, and if they don’t do it for you, there’s always the Foot Fetish Directory for lots more.

ExtremeFootJobs.com – If you like a dick to go along with the feet: massage | couch.

BallKick.com. Not my kinda kink, but here are a couple of galleries: ouch | damn.

FootWorld.com. A more mainstream kink. I don’t mind looking at feet like in this first gallery, but it doesn’t do much for me. The 2nd gallery linked here though, well, thats more like it: asian feet | red head, white feet.

The new round of Wicked Weasel bikini competition photos is up. Tatyana’s bikini is is small that it doesn’t cover any of her pubic hair.

So far this year, my favorite set is Kristijana, thought I give major slut points to Amelia for having 10 of her 14 photos be ass shots. She’s playing to win.

FHM 2006 Calendar via Gorilla Mask.

The girl who played Stephanie Tanner on Full House is a recovering meth addict.

Vida Guerra photos at FHM.

Hollywood Tuna has a bunch of pix of the 2006 Lingerie Bowl practice.

For your next long road trip, the Auto-Suck (travel size).

New pack of DVDs from Platinum X showed up in the mail today. Kelly Kline looked so hot on the cover of On Your Knees Bitch that I went ahead and reviewed the whole DVD.

Here’s everything that showed up today: