Paris Hilton is in talks to have a cartoon series made out of her life. Whats the chances that the first episode features something like the Team America puppet sex scene?

I also can’t wait for the episode where Paris tells her boyfriend to speak English or die and then dumps him when he explains that English isn’t his native language.

Adult DVD Empire is in the middle of Gonzo Mania – a Buy 1 Get 1 free sale that includes a bunch of good titles including all the Jack’s Playground titles from Digital Playground.

Loads of other titles from Anabolic, Diabolic, Red Light, Zero Tolerance, Seymore Butts, Elegant Angel, Platinum X, 3rd Degree.

Here are 4 screenshots from Michael Ninn’s Exposed: Brittney Skye. The first one below is of Terri Summers.

After the jump are 3 more, 2 more of Teri and 1 of Brittney Skye.

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The 2007 Serial Killers Calendar. [via Dogmatic]

Me and the Mrs. went to see V for Vendetta last night, and it lived up to every bit of hype I’ve bought into about it over the past year or so. The story is very much styled after the generalities of George Orwell’s 1984 (in fact, the High Chancellor in Vendetta is John Hurt, the same guy who played main character Winston Smith in 1984).

There was a suprising lack of action in this movie (for an action film), but the story itself was compelling enough that it wasn’t really missed. This will be a must-own DVD for me, I’d give it a 9/10 stars.

More idiocy in the federal government, this time from Sens. Max Baucus (D-Mont.) and Mark Pryor (D-Ark.) – notice they are Dems, don’t delude yourself into think the Republicans are the party of puritanicals, this kind of shit knows no party boundries – have indroduced the Cyber Safety for Kids Act of 2006. This act would force sites with ‘matieral that is harmful to minors’ into their own top-level-domain, likely the oft-mentioned .XXX domain.

“The term ‘material that is harmful to minors’ means any communication, picture, image, graphic image file, article, recording, writing, or other matter of any kind that is obscene or that a reasonable person would find

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A handy PDF 2257 handbook (scroll down). At 119 pages, this might be longer than the actual regulations, but is really a must read for anybody dealing in adult images in the US. It just isn’t worth it to be ignorant of some arcane rule and end up going to jail for it.

Tila Tequila is on the cover of Stuff Magazine this month.

She’s got a nice body, but I think I’d need to drink alot of Tequila to make Tila’s face cute.

Kate Moss has apparently bought a 24-karat gold plated vibrator for $350.

Eros Ezine has an interview with Rachel Kramer Bussel – editor of the previously mentioned Naughty Spanking Stories.

Rachel is also a senior editor for Penthouse.

This ring may look like something that you could buy for a quarter out of a little gumball vending machine, but it isn’t. This thing is a weapon.

Its actually a Pepper Spray Stunning Ring that can be used to fend off attackers. Its made to be worn on the index finger and there is a button on the side that you can depress with your thumb to shoot the pepper spray.

Having pepper spray so handy would be OK as long as it was very difficult to accidentally spray it by bumping your hand into something.

Oh, the stuff politicians worry about:

The mayor of a New Zealand town wants a nude cycling race to be called off because the participants won’t be wearing helmets.

The mayor would like to just be able to cancel the whole event, but his legal people have told him that he can’t. So he’ll try the next best thing – harassing the participants with a silly law.

Tory Lane anal POV from POV Fantasy.

Mari Possa lesbian set from Earl Miller.

Riley Mason hardcore via New Sensations.

Jaraslova via Pure Beauty.

College co-ed 3 some via Bookworm Bitches.

Anne Marie via Global Pornstars.

Leave it to Jason Whitlock to breakout the porn references when talking about Vince Young’s chances as a quarterback in the NFL.

Playing quarterback in the NFL is the equivalent of getting in the sack with Jenna Jameson. Oh, everybody wants to do it, but it can be an incredibly humbling and “short” experience.

David Hasselhoff is being accused of domestic violence by his wife (whom he’s filed for divorce against).

Aussie model Annalise Braakensiek has posed nude for a new PETA ad aimed at saving sheep.

PETA may be a bunch of wackos, but they are smart enough to know that putting hot naked chicks in their ads will get them attention.

My first nomination for porn DVD cover of the year goes to To Die For from Vivid. With the film being directed by Paul Thomas, you can probably expect it to be a cut above most DVDs out there.

My favorite cover from last year was for Ass Fukt.

The DVD is currently available as a pre-order from Empire.

Oh no. Paris Hilton has a CD being released in June. Yikes.