The poster for Casino Royale – the new James Bond film – has been released. Very understated.

The other poster is for Uma Thurman’s Super Ex-Girlfriend, which could be entertaining if its as campy as it looks.

Its also worth mentioning that the official website for A Scanner Darkly was launched. Most interesting movie of the summer as far as I’m concerned.

AVN seems to think that Bush basically torpedoed the 2257 regs while recently talking about immigration reform:

And they show up and they put a Social Security card out there and it looks real. You know, our small business owners are not document checkers. These are people trying to get ahead, and it’s impossible … to really effect the enforcement of our laws if people are able to use forged documents.”

“Now, we’ve increased the amount of manpower there to hold people to account for hiring illegals,” the president continued, “but it is difficult to hold somebody, an employer to account if they’re putting false papers on…

I’m sure that you could bring up the President’s statements in a court case about 2257, but I doubt whether it’d be a compelling argument.

Ekaterina Kurapov (pictured)

Adelina Gargul

Alena Voronin

Anna Vadim

Cuba Max

Dasha Goncharov

Ildiko Magoo

Katya Voronin

You know porn is mainstreaming when young authors are sitting around thinking up endings to porn films.

I had an idea today: a Jewish-themed porno that ends w/ the guy ejaculating in the girl’s face and saying, “Want some milk with your meat, you kosher cunt?”

Made me laugh.

Tissiana, artsy nudes.

HH, topless asian girl – nice ass.

Gloria, nude black & whites.

Amateur-ish softcore porn.

Nude Polaroids

What to do when you get caught masturbating to internet porn at a college library – tell the truth:

According to a February police report published on the Arizona State University student newspaper’s website, an 18-year-old student, arrested at Hayden Library for masturbating openly while watching Internet porn, explained to police, “To be honest, the Internet connection at my dorm isn’t good enough.”

Melanie P from Honey School

Sammie Rhodes from New Sensations

Eve Angel and Renata Daninsky (pictured)from Hungarian Honeys

Texas Presley hardcore POV from POV Fantasy

Anna Nova hardcore from 2 Dicks In A Chick

Naughty America has launched a new pay-as-you-go VOD site called Naughty Drive Thru. Their prices are anywhere from 10 to 24 cents per minute depending on how many you purchase.

Kevin Costner is officially a perv after being named as the previously unnamed celebrity who rubbed one out on a massage table with an unwilling masseuse. Gawker has been speculating this for months, so props to them.

The Denise Richards / Charlie Sheen fued heats up a bit more with Charlie claiming that Denise timed her damaging court filing (linked below) in order to ruin his kids clothing line launch and that he’s been subjected to her “mind control” and “psychological terrorism” for too long to stay quiet.

Well, considering that one of Denise’s complaints was that Charlie has a thing for kiddie porn, maybe her sabotoging his kids clothing line launch was planned.

Related: Charlie Sheen: Not A Nice Guy

Chris Rock hired Pellicano to investigate Monika Zsibrita after she made a paternity claim against the him.

Matt Labov, Rock’s spokesman, confirmed Monday that the comedian’s representatives had hired Pellicano after Zsibrita alleged in 1999 that she was pregnant and carrying Rock’s unborn child.

Two subsequent DNA tests indicated Rock was not the child’s father, according to several sources familiar with the paternity claim, which Zsibrita ultimately pursued in court. Rock was separated from his wife when he met Zsibrita. The case was sealed by a private judge and is now concluded.

My question, is what’s Rock doing screwing a white chick? Isn’t that bad for his comedy cred?

Flikr photoset of the day: Beach.

This one is my favorite.

Ian McKellen – who plays Magneto in the X-Men movies, is a bit miffed that he didn’t get any gay sex scenes with Professor X in the new movie.

It would be wonderful if the camera hovered over Magneto’s bed, to discover him making love to Professor X.

Its been over a year since we mentioned the possibility of sex in a can – which turned out to be an experimental nasal spray that was meant to make women horny (somewhat like a female viagra).

Now there’s a new story out about PT-141, a nasal spray manufactured in New Jersey that purports to do the same basic thing – only it works in men too.

…a dose of PT-141 results, in most cases, in a stirring in the loins in as little as 15 minutes. Women, according to one set of results, feel ‘genital warmth, tingling and throbbing’, not to mention ‘a strong desire to have sex’.

Among men who have been tested with the drug more extensively, the data set is richer: ‘With PT-141, you feel good,’ reported anonymous patient 007: ‘not only sexually aroused, you feel younger and more energetic.’ According to another patient, ‘It helped the libido. So you have the urge and the desire…’ Tales of pharmaceutically induced sexual prowess among 58-year-olds are common enough in the age of the Little Blue Pill, but they don’t typically involve quite so urgent a repertoire. Or, as patient 128 put it: ‘My wife knows. She can tell the difference between Viagra and PT-141.’

Its not clear if PT-141 is the same stuff as was mentioned in the year-old article, or if its a different version on the same concept. The spray from last year was being developed in Australia rather than New Jersay – which makes me think its different.

I’m not usually one for strong looking girls, but some of the fitness girls at SheMuscle.com are actually cute and not scary. Over at the bodybuilding section, its a different story though.

I think we may have our first poker/porn scandal. It appears that David Williams (he finished 2nd to Greg Raymer in the 2004 WSOP) may be featured in a foot fetish video at a site called Janet-Exposed under the name Tony (David’s middle name is Anthony). In the picture here, the left side is a screencap from the video and the right side is David’s bio picture.

Screencaps from the video are available from the Janet-Exposed site. A portion of the actual video is up on PutFile right now.

Maybe its not him, but it sure looks and sounds like him. If its true, can you imagine the kind of smack talking he’s going to have to deal with in poker tournaments from here on out?

Paris Hilton is going to be featured in mobil phone games targeted at teens. What a lovely role model for them.

The Smoking Gun has revealed Denise Richard’s divorce petition against Charlie Sheen, and if the stuff in it is true, his career is over.

Richards’s declaration, filed in support of her request for a restraining order against Sheen, contends that Sheen “belonged” to “disturbing” sites “which promoted very young girls, who looked underage to me with pigtails, braces, and no pubic hair performing oral sex with each other.” Other sites visited by Sheen, Richards alleges, involved “gay pornography also involving very young men who also did not look like adults.” Richards added that she also discovered that Sheen “belonged to several sex search type sites” on which he “looked for women to have sex with.” His online profile, Richards noted, included a photo of “his erect penis.”

And this doesn’t even cover the violence, gambling, prostitutes, and suggestion that Richards abort their first child. Oh, and then there’s the part where Sheen wouldn’t let the dogs piss in the yard anymore, became fascinated with Nicole Simpson autopsy photos, and was convinced that 911 was a government conspiracy. And the topper, it appears that Denise believes that Charlie may have had something to do with the death of Chloe Jones.

Taylor does anal (pictured) in the back yard from ADD.

Sara has a big ass, but its perfectly shaped from AM.

Marquetta makes the argument in favor of illegal immigration from DLM.

Blonde MILF auditions for a new husband from Diary of a MILF.

Redhead co-ed gets initiated at FTNAU.

Asian housewife shows off deep throat and anal skills.

Mexican farmers are protesting by standing naked on oil drums. This tactic works alot better when its good-looking young people taking off their clothes. Seeing middle-aged overweight farmers in the nude makes me root against them in their protest – and I don’t even know what they are protesting.