Couple of new cool posters. Apocalypto on the left and the Lex Luthor character poster from the new Superman movie.

According to AICN, we are finally going to get to see Natalie Portman nude in a film in the upcoming film Goya’s Ghost. It happens in a torture scene though, so we’ll still have to wait for that erotic ‘Red Shoe Diaries’ type of scene from her.

It may be a re-make with a thin plot outline:

A couple who never meet each other face to face establish a relationship together over the telephone. A remake of Theo Van Gogh’s “06“.

And it may have a weak male star in Denis Leary.

But dang, you just gotta support a film with a poster like the one below for 1-900 [via JoBlo]

DC Comics is bring back Batwoman – but this time, she”ll be a lipstick lesbian.

In her latest incarnation, she is a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another 52 character, ex-police detective Renee Montoya.

Batwoman, who first appeared in July 1956, has not been seen since September 1979 when she was killed by the League of Assassins and the Bronze Tiger.

Good use of hair.

New in the mail this week from Red Light District:

I’m Only Squirteen featuring Chloe Morgan – looking hot as ever.

Stuff My Hot Pink Oven, with Sue Diamond on the cover.

A MILF DVD from David Luger, I Just Fucked Your Mother – with a bunch of 40-50 year-old women.

Plus, Cum Fart Cocktails 4 and Cream Filled Chocolate Holes 2.

Real life snuff film turns up in Missouri.

Mills said a videotape stamped May 14, shows a nude Spicer with her arms bound and her eyes taped shut while the man and woman raped, beat then suffocated her. The tape, which seasoned detectives admitted having difficulty viewing due to its violence, showed the suspects clearly.

The condom dress. Perfect for prom.

How to defeat the ‘On Command’ TV system at Mariott hotels and get free porn in your room.

Digital Playground has released the Jack’s Teen America: Mission 14 featuring Brooke Haven, Sara Stone and Jamie Elle.

The DVD is available from either Empire and Digital Playground’s newly minted VOD partner – Gamelink.

After the jump, we’ve got a handful of pix from the DVD.

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Tawnee Stone (Peekaboo Teen)

Taylor Little (Four Girl Sleepover)

Jordan Capri (Bathtime Teen)

Courtney (Teen Srips On Chair)

Ashley (Panty Tease)

LS University (Outdoor upskirt pantie shots of horny cheerleaders)

Erica (Tongues Touc)

Gigi (Gigi in Tight Capris!)

Reel 18 (Shaved Teen)

Nikki Grinds (Nikki fondles Stacy)

Stacy Bride (Sexy Teens)

XXX Raimi (Teen Cumshot)

New in the mail from Red Light District this week:

Lick Her Ass Off My Dick featuring Monica Sweetheart and Brianna Love.

Ass Attack 3 featuring Jasmine Tame.

Below is a pic of Brianna Love, and there are 4 more of her and Monica Sweetheart after the jump.

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You will never be able to use Adobe Acrobat without giggling again after reading this.

Eva Longoria and Jessica Alba want you to compare their asses. Sure, its photoshopped, but its still a great pic. Its actually taken from 2 separate photos of the girls.

Click on the image for a huge version. Lots more celeb photos at Celebrity Inc.

BadJocks.com has pix from the Northwestern U women’s soccer team freshman initiation that I had read were very provocative and embarrassing for the university. Instead, it looks like a silly little sorority party where the new girls have to wear undies and t-shirts, drink alot and get written on. This story sure sounded alot better before I saw the pix.

A woman who took a nap in a U of Cincinnati library woke up with semen in her shoe. [via Attu]

So you want to masturbate at the movies without risking the PeeWee Herman treatment, try this Popcorn Bucket Pussy. Easy step-by-step instructions.

Ever wonder what sex positions work best for the obese? Well, wonder no more.

The Dil Stick via Fleshbot

The .XXX domain suffix was rejected by ICANN. No suprise there – both porn protectors and smut haters didn’t like the idea.

After 17 years, woman finally figures out her husband isn’t a man.

Weekend galleries from Met-Art:

Adrienn (pictured below, left), Anna, Alisa, Jovanna, Julia (pictured below, right).

Paris Hilton showed up at E3 to pimp her new mobile phone video game. Too bad she called it by the wrong name.

The game is actually called Paris Hilton’s Jewel Jam, and she called it Diamondquest.