Playstation 2 machines have been banned from a UK prison after the guards figured out that the inmates were using it to watch porn movies rather than play games.

What a totally unpredictable outcome. Lets see how long till the guards figure out that the inmates aren’t actually reading the articles in those Playboy magazines.

Here are some screenshots of Amy Reid from Baker’s Dozen 8

Related: Amy Reid DVDs at Empire, Amy Reid DVDs at Action.
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Bunch of new DVDs in the mail today from Platinum X including:

Assacre

Bakers Dozen #8

Slant Eyed Sluts #2

Lick Between The Lines #2, and

Four On The Whore #2.

We’ve also put up a preview of Four On The Whore, including screenshots.

Live sex shows are thriving in Jamaica. Don’t bother reading the article, its all about how poverty, unemployment create the porn industry.

If a guy is going to wear ‘fancy’ underwear, they damn well better have funny names like these from Pants Underpants: Ass Licker Sports Briefs, Beaver Eater Sports Briefs, Buttercup Boxer Briefs, Crotchrocket Boxer Briefs, and Woodies Boxer Briefs.

Funny stuff.

With the 2257 regulations having taken a beating in the Free Speech Coalition lawsuit filed, it appears that the government is ready for another try at running adult website operators out of business. This time its a website labeling requirement that is meant to keep people from accidentally viewing pornographic images.

The labeling, while troublesome, isn’t necessarily a show-stopper like the initial 2257 regs were. But then there’s this:

Also problematic, they said, is that, in addition to the labeling requirement, Web site operators would have to ensure that “any matter that is initially viewable” does not contain sexually explicit content.

“What if someone deep links to an image, and someone clicks on that image, and it’s the first one they see?” asked Marv Johnson, legislative counsel for the American Civil Liberties Union. “Has the law been violated?”

Texas Presley POV
Velicity Von POV

And a couple of new POV DVDs:

Jack’s POV 2
Sex Tourist
POV
POV Fantasy 5

New Sensations has released a brand new website – All Anal XXX. Here are the first free galleries from the site:

Christina
Crissy Cums
Deja Daire
Jamie Elle
McKenzie Lee
Roxy Jezel
Staci Thorn
Tiffany Holiday

Bacardi has set up Better Than Beer as a viral marketing site. It merits mention because of the 3-breasted woman on the splash page.

Please, please, do not let the Wizmark talking urinal communicator catch on. Looking at ads while I piss is one thing, having the urinal talk back to me is entirely different.

I’m no soccer fan, but if the World Cup resembled this, I’d watch. Hell, I’d record it and watch it again. As it is, only the crowd is worth watching.

Lots of photos from the 2006 World Naked Bike Ride in San Francisco. Its some sorft of leftist protest against Bush, the Iraq war and our use of fossil fuels all rolled into one nude-fest.

I’m not sure bicycles is what I’d pick if I were planning a nude protest.

There is still alot of hand wringing going on with folks in the adult industry fearing prosecution from the Bush administration.

As bad as the continued violence in the middle east and the recent thwarted violence in Canada may make the West’s chances against Islamists appear, we still do have the irresistable weapon of porn at our disposal.

Despite their enthusiasm, al-Zarqawi, al-Maqdisi, and Abu Muntassir did not appear to be natural revolutionaries. Their first operation was in Zarqa, in 1993, a former Jordanian intelligence official told me, when al-Zarqawi dispatched one of their men to a local cinema with orders to blow it up because it was showing pornographic films. But the hapless would-be bomber apparently got so distracted by what was happening on the screen that he forgot about his bomb. It exploded and blew off his legs.

Colossal Entertainment has released 2 new titles this past week – Ripe for the Pipe #2 and Artistic Ways to Erotic Sex. They will be available from Empire this week.

The makers of Grand Theft Auto settled with the FTC over the sexual scenes hidden inside the San Andreas version of their game.

The FTC and Take-Two Interactive both announced the agreement Thursday, which requires the videogame maker to prominently display content relevant to a game’s rating on all future packaging, and to create a system for reviewing game content when submitting it to any rating organization.

No fines were levied as part of the deal, but Take-Two will be subject to penalties of up to $11,000 per violation for any future problems, the FTC said. Take-Two will also have to file compliance reports with the federal agency.

DesMoines just figured out that their new drainage pond looks like a 4 acre penis and testicles from the sky.

I’ve been so out of the loop with work and travel, that I’m just now seeing we’ve got a potential OJ sex tape. Can’t say I’m suprised, though it is a bit disturbing to know that there are women out there who would still have sex with OJ. Careful for your neck ladies.

Honey School galleries.

Adela

Daisy

Emilija

Envy

Jana

Jana Mrazkova

Natasha

At least the movie, John Tucker Must Die will have one redemming quality – a good poster.

Even though none of the original cast will return, they are going to go ahead and make another Dukes of Hazzard movie – a prequel. The role of Daisy Duke will be played by April Scott.

A little late for Valentine’s Day, but this adult fun food is pretty cool. The Mrs. seemed particularly interested in the Vibrating Sugar Free Gummy Dong and the Sugar Free Gummy Cock Ring.

Also, for you bondage fetishists – this black leather fox mask is a flat-out piece of art. The same seller also has a dog mask.