The Smoking Gun has the Colin Farrell sex tape complaint. No juicy details in it though.

And the news about Paris and her old sex tape just keeps coming. Will we be talking about this when she’s 50?

New MILF galleries from Naughty America:

Danielle

Chennin

Alana

40+ blonde

Tabitha

And finally, the red head pictured

Politicians generally have enough problems with keeping themselves out of trouble, it just gets even more fun for them when they’ve got an out-of-control family member to deal with as well. So poor Senator Norm Coleman (R-MN) – his 81-year-old dad got caught having sex in a car in front of a pizza joint.

Sen. Coleman has often referred to his father, a veteran of the Normandy invasion and the Battle of the Bulge and a former businessman, as one of his personal heroes.

You can’t convince me the journalist didn’t laugh out loud while typing bulge in that sentence.

Because you can never have enough sexy golf girls.

Crystal from Bullz-Eye.

The umbrella girls. They seem nice.

Maybe if Tara Conner had dressed like this in the pageant, she wouldn’t have lost in the Miss Universe contest.

Lindsay Lohan should not wear gold or peach colored clothing. She looks like 1 giant freckle.

Some new galleries for you:

Marcela in a hammock.

Silvia Saint in a birdcage.

Zuzana plays on the railing.

Tawnee Roberts giving oral.

Marketa in the water.

Bibi Foxx anal double-team.

Jamie Brooks does the porn-star squat.

So you have a golf bikini fetish? Then Bunker Babes is right up your alley. Because, shouldn’t all the beer cart girls look like this:

Slate has a fun article on how to hire a butt double for a movie. Its actually cheaper than I expected. You can check out some of the menu here.

Michelle Marsh gallery from Nuts magazine. Much more right here.

The OhMiBod, a vibrator that you can hook up to your iPod.

The intensity of the vibrations are driven in part by a) the volume of the music and b) the type of music genre. Just use the volume wheel on your iPod to adjust the level of vibes. The lower the volume the softer the vibrations, increase the volume to intensify the vibes.

The 2257 inspections have begun out in porn valley. Lets all hope that it goes well for the adult companies.

I’m not sure that I could get the Mrs. to use this thing, but its called The Cone (there is even a video advertisement for it at the bottom of the linked page) and its a sex toy. You sit on it, or lean on it, or whatever and it vibrates in 1 of 16 speeds. Plus, it has an instant orgasm button.

The image below shows some recommended positions. The one on the top right is labeled ‘The Lunge”. For about $50, this thing seems well worth the money. Plus, its abstract enough looking that you could leave it out on the coffee table during parties to confuse the guests. [via Gizmodo]

Hottie Maria Bello says that monogamy is non-sensical. I’m more stunned that she’s 39 years old. She sure doesn’t look 39.

Zuleyka Rivera Mendoza won the Miss Universe crown – she’s from Puerto Rico, and was cuter before she collapsed after the contest. What, was her sash too tight?

She may be getting old for the porn industry, but she’s still looking good.

Janine solo

Janine hardcore

Janine hardcore 2

Janine solo 2

Janine solo 3

Janine hardcore 3

Via Soft Blog, I found these shower breasts that you can fill with liquid soap or shampoo. This would have been great in college.

Those of you in the UK can start planning on spending a little quality time naked with your self as Masturbate-A-Thon 2006 approaches. The event is scheduled for August 5th, and they are trying to break some kind of a time record by lastin more than 8.5 hours.

Male adult star Tommy Gunn has been cast in a mainstream film, Duel of Legends which also features Ken Shamrock of UFC fame.

Good timing as the Denver Post is running a whole series of articles on the mainstreaming of porn.

The fun will resume late on Tuesday. In the meantime, you can start plotting how you are going to pick up on Carmen Electra since she’s getting divorced.

The always hot, Celeste Star.

Kimberly Kane on the roof. (pictured)

Erica Campbell showing off her breasts.

Luna Lane is all wet.

Hardcore euro-babes, Micha and Naveah

Sex on the desk.

For a charity event, you can bid on a date with Jessica Biel.

Also, Avril Lavigne married the Sum41 lead singer, Deryck Whibley.

How much more boring would politics be without Ann Coulter? Who else do we have that would dare to openly talk about anal sex and fisting in the political arena.