The government of South Korea went and ruined their 2006 Seoul Sex Education Expo. It was supposed to feature a bunch of sex performers in addition to the normal sex toy booths, but the girls were all intimidated into not showing up by threats of deportation.

Ladies of the Pen is apparently a penpal/long-distance-dating service for guys to hook up with female inmates. The girls each have their own page listing their release date. Near the bottom of each girl’s page is a ‘Verify’ link – where you can verify that this girl is actually in prison somewhere in the USA. But in order to do the verification, you have to join the site. Very tricky, and thus, likely a scam.

Former NBA player Latrell Sprewell, last famous for choking coach P.J. Carlesimo in 199 is in trouble for choking somebody again. He was allegedly having consensual sex with a 21 year old aboard his yacht in Milwaukee when he started choking her, against her will. Hopefully this isn’t true, but beyond the criminal charge there is another disturbing fact about this case.

Sprewell’s yacht is names ‘Milwaukee’s Best’.

Yeah, like the $7/case rotgut beer. An elite athlete, worth millions of dollars, names his boat after one of the bottom 5 beers in the US. Classy!

Great one liner today at Wonkette in a story about how its OK to fly with lube in your carry-on bag.

Next time the high-school-dropout TSA goons try to take your moisturizer, conditioner, Neosporin, suntan lotion, bath oil or hair gel, just look ‘em straight in the eyes and say, “It’s personal lubricant, and it’s for fucking.”

Ninn Worx has announced that Sacred Sin is going to be released on September 13th. This is the DVD that Eddie Van Halen did 2 songs for the sountrack. Eddie also glossed Ninn with this:

I like his work. Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual.

All sorts of info about the DVD can be found at the Sacred Sin website, including promotional pictures (no nudes), the trailer and a behind the scenes video.

Near the bottom of the site you can also find MP3s of Eddie Van Halen’s two songs, Rise and Catherine.

Buy Sacred Sin from Adult DVD Empire

Doesn’t get much worse than this: The Plague of Internet Pornography. They argue that Jews are “destroying their souls” by looking at porn. Geez, and I thought Catholics had the worst guilt.

I failed to mention this when it was released a couple weeks ago, but Stephanie Klein has a new book out called Straight Up and Dirty: A Memoir. Its about her having to re-enter the dating world after finding out that her husband cheated on her.

The reviews at amazon are pretty mixed, but everyone that has a blog has haters, so alot of the negative reviews need to be taken with a grain of salt.

The communist government of Vietnam confiscated a huge shipment of Chinese made sex-toys.

Nothing like a Communist pissing contest trying to see who can be more sexually repressive.

Gamelink is having a Britney Rears Contest (scroll down for the info after you click – or just click here). There is no purchase necessary and you can win a 15 minute customized video featuring the star of Britney Rears 3, Hillary Scott playing with herself while screaming your name. There are also 5 runners-up prizes including some Britney Rears DVDs and sex toys.

A Polish guy who had his tongue removed because it had cancer in it, just got a new tongue – made from his ass.

No word on if everything he eats tastes like shit now.

Its amazing what you can stumble into just by clicking random links in the blogrolls from Blogspot sites. Like this French sex blog, and this one and this one.

I have no idea whats being written, but the pictures are enough to keep you occupied. Make sure to look thru the archives by month, and the photo albums. Lots of good stuff. Just keep following links – its like every French speaking couple in the world has a site.

She Devil Films has launched a whole new series of alt-girl sites. Here’s a gallery from each.

Tattooed blonde with a gun

Christina Chaos in go-go boots.

Candie Crush shows off her petite body.

Evilyn Machine in a pleather skirt.

Angel Dark has a brand-spanking new website: Club Angel Dark. With one of the better butts in the biz, there’s plenty to look at if you are a fan.

More: Angel Dark DVD listing

The new NFL season isn’t even here yet, and the Minnesota Vikings are at it again. Last year it was the sex boat cruise and the Ontario Smith ‘Whizzinator’ incident. This year, its the Koren Robinson $10 million DUI and Dwight Smith having sex in a stairwell at a nightclub after a game. Its like these guys think they are the Portland Trailblazers or something.

Late yesterday, I added a review of Pure Sapphic Liaisons 3 from Ninn Worx. Its a very artsy-lesbian DVD.

Buy it from: Empire.

The new issue of Playboy magazine has photos of Paris Hilton look-a-like Natalie Reid, and Daze has the perfect question:

My first question: is there really a demand for softcore photos of an impersonator, when everyone has already seen hardcore video of the original.

She actually looks quite a bit like Paris with the right lighting, makeup and angles. There are a bunch more photos of her at her MySpace site.

Buy: 1 Night In Paris.

Australia is up in arms over the news that a kid went to school with porn on his cell phone. I’m glad to see that this article doesn’t call for all adult content to be eliminated from phones as that seems to often be the knee-jerk reaction of nanny-staters. But the quote from a Senator at the end of the article is just as bad:

“Scammers, con artists, thieves, fraudsters and, worse, paedophiles and pornographers …can quickly adapt to using more treacherous and sophisticated methods of committing their crimes,” Senator Coonan said.

Lovely. Just toss the LEGAL business of pornography right in there with all the criminals. That kind of mindset will only make finding real solutions to the problems of kids accessing porn more difficult.

If you’ve ever wondered how to get a labia tan, you’re in luck. The basic instructions are to just lie back and spread em – gee, I would have never guessed to do that. But there’s more … why else would we need these extra pussy tanning tricks if it was just that easy.

In the mail this week:

New Whore at the Door featuring Aubrey Addams.

Don’t Pull Out #3 featuring Allison Pierce.

3 Fucking Me featuring Jeanie Marie.

After the jump are some screen caps of the girls from 3 Fucking Me.

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