Browsing all articles from October, 2006

  • Mike Tyson wants to work at a brothel as a stud.
  • Sunday is the best day to stalk Christina Aguilera – she hangs around naked all day.
  • Danny Bonaduce kill and eat Bobby Brown. With enough drugs & booze in his system, I believe him.
  • Paris Hilton gets confirmation of where her true talents lie. Paris music CD Sales = 103,000. 1 Night In Paris sex tape sales = 750,000.
  • Justin Timberlake is now a fashion designer. Yeah, him and 500,000 other people just finished watching the new season of Project Runway and thought to themselves – I can do that.
  • No, no no no no – men’s string bikini.

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    The fashions of Zoren Gold & Minori. This is some weird stuff that is actually a combination of photography, photoshop, and collage. [via Pink Mag]

    3rd Degree has released Bring Your A Game 2, which features the always hot Lanny Barbie. You really just can’t go wrong with a Lanny scene.
    Lanny Barbie DVD listings from: Empire and Gamelink
    Related: Lanny Barbie official site

  • Courtney Love is a mess with big tits. As opposed to previously, when she was a mess with small tits.
  • Did Avril Lavigne get a nosejob? Looks to me like she got the Nicole Kidman model.
  • Cheryl Crow comes onstage in a bikini.
  • Scarlett Johansson has signed a recording contract. How many celebs have to make this mistake before before the agents out in Hollywood start telling their clients this isn’t a good idea?
  • Brian Bosworth (The Boz) is getting divorced. At least the marriage lasted longer than his NFL career.
  • Wesley Snipes just got indicted for tax fruad.
  • Oct
    17

    Tiny Bits #38

  • Pubic hair dye – just what the world was missing.
  • Are plus-sized models gaining favor?
  • Researchers are claiming that spiking babies milk/formula with alcohol can prevent allergies.
  • The Chronic IAB has a couple of interesting photos up models posing for a ‘body art’ calendar.
  • Photos of Dita Von Teese in action at a burlesque show in London.
  • Is evolution causing men to have bigger penises and women to have bigger breasts?

    As a result men are expected to exhibit symmetrical facial features, athleticism and the classic signs of testosterone such as a square jaw, deeper voice and larger manhood. Women will have smooth hairless skin, large clear eyes, pert breasts, glossy hair and symmetrical features.

    But don’t get too exicited yet, these researchers don’t seem to have a true grasp of what evolution means. Get this:

    According to the report, the number of caesarian sections will rise as mothers give birth to larger infants.

    So we are going to evolve bigger dicks, better breasts, but women won’t be evolving bigger uterus/vagina’s? Somehow, it seems only logical to assume that if babies are going to continue getting bigger, that women will evolve a bit to handle them.

    Gotta love a hotel that makes a nice simple visual presentation of why their rooms are worth your money. And what better theme than to just come right out and put up a picture that shows they are good for fucking. [via Fark]

    The picture above is actually from the hotel’s ‘Honeymoon Deluxe’ room page. The photo below is just randomly appearing in their photo gallery. It makes me want to stay there.

    In a backlash against the metrosexual man trend, flip-flops are on the outs with ‘real’ men. Not a moment too soon for my liking. Sandals are fine, but flip flops just look silly on guys.

    “I think the cheap ones are non-manly – they are [lacking in] power,” said Mark Wright, a business-school student in Cambridge, Mass. “They are physically weak (unlike, say, a boot); they’re cheap, suggesting the wearer is poor (unlike, say, a nice Italian shoe); in addition they make no statement and have no character.”

    Napster is using a stripper video to demonstrate why their subscription-based pricing structure is better than the iTunes buck-a-song pricing.

    Hot Flickr-babe Sandrine. 200+ pictures. [via Fleshbot]

    Potatoes and pineapples are being used as fabrics by the “ethical fashion industry”. No word on whether their “ethics” extends to not having 9-year-old Malaysians sew the garments.

    “In southern China and only in southern China, silk is lacquered with a sweet potato paste and then buried in the ground,” said Natalie Goyette, the company’s development director.
    “Then the silk is rinsed up to 30 times, and comes out with a soft off-black color that I find beautiful,” she said.
    “And the sweet potato dye makes the silk water repellent and able to absorb perspiration very well.”

    Oct
    16

    I Film Myself

  • Kate Moss is getting naked in short films again.
  • Steve-O wants to fuck Paris Hilton. Get in line buddy.
  • OJ Simpson is fighting to keep publicity rights to his name – even though they aren’t worth much these days.
  • Rosie O’Donnell is in talks to have her own drama tv show. TMZ thinks the “View” folks might be upset – I’m guessing that they’d be glad they didn’t have to fire her. She’s pretty much been on a “1 major stupid comment a week” schedule since joining the show.
  • Beck is going to be a daddy again.
  • I never saw the original Beer: The Movie, so when I opened up my mail on Friday and found a screener for Beer: The Movie 2. For those that don’t know what this movie is (like me until Friday), its basically a bunch of sketch comedy with a ‘documentary’ mixed in where the guys try to find the Best Bars In America.
    So I popped in the DVD, checked out the Baltimore bar, and sooner than I would have liked, I’m watching a guy light his balls on fire in the bar. In the Las Vegas bar, we get treated to an interview with JoAnna Angel that ends with her showing her breasts and spanking the guy that was interviewing her.
    Overall, the comedy was just OK – but that can be very subjective. The soundtrack that runs during the bar scenes was excellent featuring tracks from Brand New, The Stryder, Heavy Rescue, Hello Nurse, and All Grown Up.
    Buy Beer: The Movie 2 (available Oct 31, 2006).

    Oct
    14

    Tiny Bits

  • Old school Nintendo controller panties.
  • Advertising at its finest.
  • Vote for the hottest law school dean.
  • Adult industry lawyers are meeting w/ the FBI about the 2257 inspections. So far, these inspections have been suprisingly cordial.
  • A court ruled that it was OK for a woman to protest a law that prohibits women from going topless by going topless.

    The cops in South Korea have a problem – figuring out whether its illegal to pimp an inflatable doll.

    Korean punters have developed a taste for “doll experience rooms”, paying 25,000 won per hour (a tad over 14 quid, by our reckoning) for use of bed, computer, and pneumatic hussy. The market for the latter apparently took off after the Special Law on Prostitution came into effect in 2004, banning the sale of real flesh for purposes of sexual gratification.
    Chosun.com says that in the immediate aftermath of the prohibition, “certain motels were providing the dolls to customers to bridge the gap”. So successful did this gap-plugging initiative prove that pretty soon dedicated sex doll establishments had begun to open for business

    Oct
    13

    Tiny Bits

  • Sony made some limited edition pink PSPs and they are using Pink to promote them.
  • Careful with that prostate exam. If it goes wrong, you could be looking at getting fitted for an artificial anus.
  • If you have to carry around a flash drive all day, why not get a usb puppet bag. Though, they could have done better than this brown Teletubby looking thing.
  • The fauxtoshop scandals are going to far: School photographer accused of adding cleavage to seven-year-old girl.
  • The trailer for Saw 3 is out.
  • Snaz75.com is selling what has to be considered the ultimate stripper shoe. These things have a clear sole with a small slot in it that allows the customers to put their tip right into the shoe. In addition to it just saying ‘tips’ near the opening in the shoe, they also have versions with lips and neon green dollar signs.
    I’m sure they didn’t intend it, but they’ve actually invented a perfect solution for anybody wanting to tip using Sacagawea dollars.

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