Drunken Stepfather has some photos of Jessica Simpson’s cameltoe in a Santa outfit. That Santa outfit is velvet (or something pretending to be velvet) – do you know how big a cameltoe has to be to show in velvet? Me neither, but I’m guessing huge.

Recapped has a nude scene with Marley Shelton from The Last Kiss up for download.

Some galleries from a brand new site – Model Joint:

There are stories all over the sex blogs today about Google penalizing some blogs by either removing them from the index or bumping them way down the search results list for no apparant reason. I had this happen to me a couple years ago, and it took a couple of months to get fixed, but as of this morning, I don’t see any of the problems that are pointed out in these articles. A search for tiny nibbles still returns TinyNibbles.com as the 1st result.

Tara Reid isn’t looking very good in a bikini these days – and it isn’t just her stomach thats the issue.

Land of Tuh has some scans of a book called Treasure Chests up from 1967 that features all kinds of breast-centric photoshop-in-a-pre-photoshop-era photos. Interesting stuff.

In what I can only guess was some sort of toilet painting contest, some creative folks decided to make a toilet look like a guy’s face.
This would be a dream come true for some fetishists.
Happy Holidays! We should have lots of new posts next week. No slacking off over the holidays for me – I save that for the rest of the year.

Would you want a former porn star teaching your highschool student? I’m not sure what the right thing to do here is, but I’m pretty sure that firing her wasn’t it.
Considering we’ve got teachers having sex with students that are getting off with the same punishment, it doesn’t seem very fair.

An Indian ‘female’ runner was stripped of her Silver medal in the 800 meters of the Asian Games after she failed a gender test. Yeah, I don’t know whats worse here – the fact that a guy was pretending to be a girl in a race, or that a guy got beat buy a girl in a race.

I was hoping this was a parody, but the more I read, the more it seems all-too real: ForeUS Women’s Golf Tour – the tour for lesbians.
OutSports has some additional details about when and where the tournaments are to be held.

The trailer for GRINDHOUSE is out. Looks fucking awesome. Lots more at Everything Tarantino.
Also, the trailer for Black Snake Moan is out. Not sure if this movie is going to be any good, but its got some kick-ass posters and Christina Ricci looks hot in it.

Rebecca Linares

Cynthia from Babes UK
Silvie from Euro Babez
Miko Sinz from New Sensations

Tia Sweets from New Sensations

Brooke Hogan so desperately wants to be a famous party girl, but its just not working out for her. She needs to do something dramatic to kick-start her celeb life – a sex tape might work.

High school student adds a little of his own secret sauce to cafeteria salad.

Fleshbot has put up their Sexy Holiday Gift Guide. We’ve done something like this the last couple of years around Christmas and Valentine’s Day, but I’m not going to do one this year, so check out theirs instead.

Nicole Richie got busted for DUI. According to her booking sheet, she’s 5’1″ and a whopping 85 pounds.
Which, if true, probably means that she could have been drunk on about 6 ounces of beer.

Movie I most want to see in 2007: 300.