Coming soon to a heavy metal band near you – Vivid Guitars. Yep, you can now get a custom Shecter guitar with Vivid porn girls Briana Banks and Stefani Morgan emblazoned on the body.
Couple of suggestions for product improvement:
1. On the back of the guitar body, there should be a big naked picture of Briana and Stefani. That way, you can play this guitar onstage and not get in trouble, but still have the image in your head of a naked Briana Banks rubbing against your crotch all night.
2. Make a cheesy version where the neck of the guitar is the girls leg and the headstock is her high heel. Ship it in a box marked ‘fragile’, just like in A Christmas Story.