Bambi has a stretchy vagina.

Veronika has something to show you.

I keep seeing pictures of Gisele Bundchen waving shoes. And I’m not getting tired of them.

The trailer is out for 28 Weeks Later, the follow-up to 28 Days Later, but I can’t get the Apple site to play it, so here it is on YouTube.
Loved the first film, hopefully this one lives up to it. Its off to a good start with the cool poster.

Stiffys for the stiffs. Folks in China have begun burning paper Viagra to help their dead relatives have sex in the afterlife. It just doesn’t get much more weird than that.

Putting post-it notes to a good use.

Looks like Jenna Jameson and her ex are going to pick up where Eminem and Kim Mathers decided to leave off. On her MySpace page, Jameson called her ex a glorified pimp and accused him of raping someone (her?).
Hey, Jenna. Since all this divorce stress is making you uber-skinny here’s a proposal. Next time you want to slam your ex, refrain and instead spend the time you would have spent typing on eating a sandwich.

Eminem and his former wife Kim Mathers agreed in court today to not insult each other publicly – for the sake of their daughter.
For fans of Eminem, this pretty much spells the end of his rapping career as his past albums have been full of songs entirely based around insulting Kim.

Melina’s self pix
Lenka is modest
Lilian Tiger has a funky tattoo.
Zuzana has a tight body
Zoe likes her vibrator.

Are we really living in the age of the slut? In alot of ways, I think we are – but I’m not complaining.

We live in a world in which oral sex is now second base.
In which girls dress like porn stars.

Here are a couple of screenshots of Courtney Simpson from Teens Craving Cum from Platinum X, which just happens to have one of my favorite covers of the year (so far).

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These Reef Dram sandals are a must have for sneaking liquor into events this summer. These things include a hard plastic flask hidden in the heel of the sandal.
It doesn’t say how much fluid each shoe holds, but I’d guess about 4 ounces each.

Due to selective abortion practices, China and India are facing a shortage of women. The numbers don’t seem as crazy as I expected (among kids under 4 in China, there are 120 males to every 100 females – usually this spread never gets bigger than 5 naturally).
India has actually trying to provide compensation for baby girls to encourage the parents not to abort them.
The authors here try to draw the conclusion that the relative lack of females is going to drive these countries away from Democracy and into a more authoritarian-type government. They apparently didn’t stop to realize that China is already an authoritarian Communist government.

Was going thru some DVDs from early this year and Bore My Asshole from Red Light District caught my eye. Well, actually Bree Olson on the cover caught my eye.
Below are some screenshot of her from the DVD.

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The new online Playstation 3 Home service is going to allow users to ‘broadcast’ porn on their virtual media player inside their personal ‘house’.
I don’t know enough about PS3 Home to know the answer, but it’d be interesting if you could either choose your house’s location, or move into other neighborhoods. I wonder if something like a red light district would show up?
As always, because this is a gaming system, connected to the internet, the mere thought of porn appearing on it will send the religious wingers into a frenzy.

A rare Winona Ryder sighting. I sure don’t remember her having such fabulous breasts.

Christa C doesn’t realize that her toes are all the same length and so wearing a pointy open toed shoe, she has some overhang.